Last Day of Work

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You know it's your last day at work when...


You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's daily deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat, ugly old lady, it's your turn." Your boss was standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss was out at lunch, you sneaked into his office and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill a soft drink on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's holiday to discover you had scheduled "this" week as your vacation, not "last" week.

You take a "sick" day. The next morning, the boss asks you, "So, just how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and skinned knuckles. Your underwear is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.

[skilohmyhusky]

Thanks for sharing, really enjoyed them. Just showed them to my husband so he could enjoy.