Upcoming Mergers

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Upcoming Mergers


In the wake of the recent Exxon/Mobil deal, and the AOL/Netscape marriage, here are some mergers we can expect to see in the near future.


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.


Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly Warner Cracker.


3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere Company, and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.


Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining, merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.


Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil, merge to become Honey I'm Home.


Denison Mines, and Alliance Metal Mining merge to become Mine, All Mine.


Knott's Berry Farm, and the National Organization of Women merge to become Knott NOW.