Life Expectancy

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by sctx

.....I might not live past New Years, my sister in law has approved getting a skatebaord for my niece as a Xmas present, and of course my brother called last nite to inform me that I will be her instructor .....haven't been on a board seriously in 15 years, so I covered my ass and told my brother that teaching her how to fall properly is the most important lesson

if that's your plan, you'd better REALLY be covering your ass....

and your tailbone...

and your knees.....

etc, etc.....

[Tesla 573]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

looks like Willard will be waving to you, too!!

Naw! I'm thinking ole Willard will be long gone by then. Maybe Matt Laurer

[jamesblonde]

102 here. I kind of have a hard time believing that figure, but who knows.

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by jamesblonde

102 here. I kind of have a hard time believing that figure, but who knows.

ANOTHER 102! We got us a GANG, sisters! (any male 102's yet?)

[BonnyW]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

you young whipper snapper... i'm up for 102! (which is, btw, the age of my grandmother in indiana!)

Me too...102.
I'm a poet and I know it.

[itsmysecondtime]

Originally Posted by BonnyW

Me too...102.
I'm a poet and I know it.

102 divided by 1/2 = 41. Wow, if this prediction is correct I must be way out of this world by now.
The only question is, where exactly am I? Hell or Heaven? Whatever the answer, I want it the way it's been for the last three years of so, irrespective of the moral and/or spiritual implications.
Besides, this here forum is as entoxicating as the best Gin in town, so why fret?

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by Tesla 573

Naw! I'm thinking ole Willard will be long gone by then. Maybe Matt Laurer

hey i'll take a shout out from matt baby over willard any day!!

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by itsmysecondtime

102 divided by 1/2 = 41. Wow, if this prediction is correct I must be way out of this world by now.
The only question is, where exactly am I? Hell or Heaven? Whatever the answer, I want it the way it's been for the last three years of so, irrespective of the moral and/or spiritual implications.
Besides, this here forum is as entoxicating as the best Gin in town, so why fret?

good thing they didn't ask any math questions to ensure life expectancy...

(why are you attempting to divide numbers? 102 divided BY 1/2 is 204... 102 divided IN half is 51... where are we going with this, anyway?? )

[MikeW]

97 years. I have to lose 10 pounds, and get a sex-change operation to live longer.

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by MikeW

97 years. I have to lose 10 pounds, and get a sex-change operation to live longer.

well do what ya gotta do....

[Babaloo]

oh damn...

...what's today's date?

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by Babaloo

oh damn...

...what's today's date?

No, Babs, NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

[BonnyW]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

good thing they didn't ask any math questions to ensure life expectancy...

(why are you attempting to divide numbers? 102 divided BY 1/2 is 204... 102 divided IN half is 51... where are we going with this, anyway?? )

51 would be my middle age...or half way point.
I have too many things to finish before 102....so in that case, since I haven't hit middle age....I may be able to finish all of them

[MikeW]

Originally Posted by BonnyW

so in that case, since I haven't hit middle age....I may be able to finish

Finally

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by BonnyW

51 would be my middle age...or half way point.
I have too many things to finish before 102....so in that case, since I haven't hit middle age....I may be able to finish all of them

well that's a wonderful plan!


(i should have a plan)