What Animals Think

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What Animals Think


Dog - "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish - "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog - "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish - "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot - "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!"

Cat - "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog - "I don't care if you take the jewellery or money, but don't mess with the fridge."

Goldfish - "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

Cat - "I wish he would stop kicking me down the stairs."

Dog - "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from chasing it."

Cat - "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it."

Dog - "Why is the baby eating my food..."

Hamster - "Kill me, this wheel is boring."

Iguana - "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these freaking annoying wood chips.

Dog - "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my crap! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..."

Gerbil - "OH NO, not again!"

Dog - "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."

Cat - "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test."

Bunny - "I wonder if she will notice if I crap in her pillow case?"