The Ideal Man

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Well, ladies, as time has gone by, have you found your criteria for considering the perfect man have changed?

Original Requirement : Handsome
Revised Requirement : Not too ugly

Original Requirement : Charming
Revised Requirement : Doesn't belch or scratch in public

Original Requirement : Financially successful
Revised Requirement : Works steady....mostly

Original Requirement : A caring listener
Revised Requirement : Doesn't doze off while I'm talking...often

Original Requirement : Witty
Revised Requirement : Occasionally remembers the punch line of jokes

Original Requirement : Excellent physical specimen
Revised Requirement : In good enough shape to rearrange furniture

Original Requirement : Dresses with style
Revised Requirement : Wears matching socks and fresh underwear

Original Requirement : Appreciates the finer things
Revised Requirement : Doesn't buy champagne with a screw top

Original Requirement : Full of thoughtful surprises
Revised Requirement : Remembers to put the toilet seat down

Original Requirement : An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised Requirement : Shaves on weekends