Telephone Messages

[Bumper]

Telephone Message Pad

Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms./Rev./Massa:_______________________________________

Check One:

( ) Telephoned

( ) Did not telephone

( ) Thought about telephoning, but then changed his/her mind

( ) Telephoned, but then could not for the LIFE of him/her remember why

( ) Telephoned, but then hung right up, but I'm certain it was him/her

( ) Wants you to call and attempt to leave a message for him/her

( ) Wants to fire you

( ) Wants to reveal a sordid incident, involving a goat, from his/her past

( ) Wants to end world hunger in our lifetime

( ) Wants your body

( ) Wants for nothing

( ) Wants to tell you the joke about the man who finds out he has only eight hours to live, so he goes home and makes love to his wife once, twice, three times, and finally they fall asleep, and at 3:00 AM he tries to wake her up and she says, "Not AGAIN! Some of us have to get up in the morning you know!"

( ) Ate paste as a child

( ) Has the clap

[TimHorton]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Telephone Message Pad

Babaloo

(X ) Wants to reveal a sordid incident, involving a goat, from his past

Somebody had to do it, figured it might as well be me