Haircut?

[Bumper]

HAIRCUT?


Woman's Version;

Woman 1 - Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2 - Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, You don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1 - Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this look I think.

Woman 2 - Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would be just perfect on you, I'm sure. I actually considered doing that myself, but I was afraid it might accent my long neck.

Woman 1 - Oh, that's funny. I would just love to have your neck. Anything to draw attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2 - Are you kidding? I know lots of girls that would absolutely kill to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get the most darling clothes to fit me so much more easily.




Men's Version;

Man 1 - Haircut?

Man 2 - Yeah.

[ncmarg]

Bumper, you've got too much time on your hands! Every recent post is from YOU! Love you, anyway.

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by ncmarg

Bumper, you've got too much time on your hands! Every recent post is from YOU! Love you, anyway.

Yep, I had a life once....but it died. Anyway, it shouldn't come as any surprize that the lion's share of the posts on this sub-forum are mine, since I'm the only one that can start a thread here. As for my "contributions" to threads in other areas of the forum, those are strictly targets of opportunity, and significantly reduced of late, and likely to remain so.

[wired529]

having personally experienced the mosquitoes of a winnipeg summer, and the winds of Portage and Main in January, i can fully appreciate your highly developed sense of humour Bumper.

[Maverick69]

Wow, can I relate .