you gotta try these

[yosemite]

christmas tequilla cookies
1 cup brwn sugar
1 cup(2 sticks)butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit(cranberries,raisins,etc)
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsley chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flower
1 bottle jose cuervo tequilla
2 limes sliced into wedges
sample the cuervo to check quality. take a large bowl,check the cuervo again, to be sure its of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink. follow with lime wedge.turn on the electric mixer...beat 1 cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl. add 1 teaspoon of sugar. beat again. at this point its best to make sure the cuervo is still ok, so try another shot... just in case. turn off the mixerer thingy. break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off the floor... mix on the turner. if the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. sample the cuervo to check for tonsisticity. next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. check the cose juervo. now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. add 1 table. add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. whatever you can find. greash the oven. turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. dont forget to beat off the turner. finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher
christmas merry

[Babaloo]

This reminds me of THIS

[Mercy]

Well I missed the thread that Babaloo posted. But I have to say I was actually laughing out loud as I was reading your post/recipe

[Jacko]

Originally Posted by Babaloo

This reminds me of THIS

and this