Christmas Carols for the Challenged

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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

Narcissistic: Hark, The Herald Angels Sing About Me.

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Offices and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

Manic-Depressive: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.

Self-Destructive: Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire.

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Roll...Oops, Better Start Again.