Happy Chanukkah!

BonnyW · 12-15-2006

Happy Chanukkah to my RF--Jewish Friends!

This is the first night of Chanukkah.
Here is a link that tells the story of the Festival of Lights.

Mikey · 12-15-2006

Happy Chanukkah!

Banzoomba · 12-15-2006

Happy Chanukkah

Performed by adam sandler

Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
Theres a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any chanukah songs.
Here we go...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah

O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah

Jacko · 12-15-2006

May your hanukkiyah burn brightly, may your draydals spin gloriously, may your latkes and sufganiyot be delicous and may your children get many gelts!

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukha!

Nerak936 · 12-15-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacko

May your hanukkiyah burn brightly, may your draydals spin gloriously, may your latkes and sufganiyot be delicous and may your children get many gelts!

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukha!

Wow, Jacko!! And you probably spelled all those words correctly too!!

Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate!!!

Jacko · 12-15-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

And you probably spelled all those words correctly too!!

Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate!!!

Perhaps not...Hebrew doesn't translate to English letters very well....thus the many spellings of Hanukkah....and most of those other words....

Cosmo · 12-15-2006

...Happy Holidays to the tribes...Peace

Seakony · 12-15-2006

and...since it it Friday...Good Shavits!

Lil G · 12-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banzoomba

Happy Chanukkah

Performed by adam sandler

Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
Theres a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any chanukah songs.
Here we go...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah

O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah

Thanks Zoom....I was singing this to sctx earlier, but didn't remember all the words!

StephenB · 12-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banzoomba

Happy Chanukkah

Performed by adam sandler

Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
Theres a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any chanukah songs.
Here we go...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah

O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah

I love Adam Sandlar. I can picture him sining this song off key while hugging a penguin!

Happy Chanukah!

TAPPY · 12-16-2006

Happy Hanukkah!!!

Song of Hanukkah
Eva Grant

Come and sing a Hanukkah song.
Sing of heroes, brave and strong -
Maccabeus and his band,
Who rescued Israel's ancient land.

Sing a song of candles burning,
Dreidel spinning, pancakes turning,
Hanukkah presents tucked away
To open on the holiday.

Sing a happy Hanukkah song
Every day for eight days long

(Jacko you are a toastmaster...you always know what to say)

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BonnyW añejo Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Left Coast...So Cal Posts: 8,897	Happy Chanukkah! Happy Chanukkah to my RF--Jewish Friends! This is the first night of Chanukkah. Here is a link that tells the story of the Festival of Lights.

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Mikey he likes it! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 15,817	Happy Chanukkah!

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Banzoomba big sexy speedo guy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Top of the Chesapeake Bay, Md Posts: 9,317	Happy Chanukkah Performed by adam sandler Okay... This is a song that uhh.. Theres a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any chanukah songs. Here we go... Put on your yarmulke Here comes chanukah So much funukah To celebrate chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me David lee roth lights the menorah So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too Put them together, what a fine lookin jew You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish Put on your yarmulke Its time for chanukah The owner of the seattle supersonicahs Celebrates chanukah O.j. simpson, not a jew But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted We got ann landers and her sister dear abby Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is Well hes not, but guess who is All three stooges So many jews are in showbiz Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend veronica Its time to celebrate chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah Happy chanukah

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Jacko añejo Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 18,357	May your hanukkiyah burn brightly, may your draydals spin gloriously, may your latkes and sufganiyot be delicous and may your children get many gelts! Happy Hanukkah/Chanukha!

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Cosmo añejo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,471	...Happy Holidays to the tribes...Peace

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Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,148	and...since it it Friday...Good Shavits!

12-16-2006	#11 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 15,126	Happy Hanukkah!!! Song of Hanukkah Eva Grant Come and sing a Hanukkah song. Sing of heroes, brave and strong - Maccabeus and his band, Who rescued Israel's ancient land. Sing a song of candles burning, Dreidel spinning, pancakes turning, Hanukkah presents tucked away To open on the holiday. Sing a happy Hanukkah song Every day for eight days long (Jacko you are a toastmaster...you always know what to say)

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