The Twelve Days of Turkey

[Bumper]

The Twelve Days of Turkey


On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
"I'm glad we bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree"

On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard
As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird

On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as on the day before

On the fourth day of Christmas Granny came, she's getting rather old
We finished up the Christmas pudding, and ate the turkey cold

On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried
But we were nice and warm inside - we ate the turkey - curried

On the sixth day of Christmas the holiday spirit died
The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey - fried

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave a wince
When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince

On the eighth day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka Seltzer

On the ninth day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry
He said he couldn't stand the thought of eating turkey pie

On the tenth day of Christmas the air got rather blue
As everyone grumbled at eating turkey stew

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting
Mince pies as hard as rocks, and the turkey quite revolting

On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lips
The guests were gone - the turkey to - we dined on fish and chips

[Seadawg]

Thank goodness for another ole stand by.... bangers and mash!!!!!