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Class Clown
![]() Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
Posts: 14,212
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The Twelve Days of Turkey
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me "I'm glad we bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree" On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door The turkey tasted just as good as on the day before On the fourth day of Christmas Granny came, she's getting rather old We finished up the Christmas pudding, and ate the turkey cold On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried But we were nice and warm inside - we ate the turkey - curried On the sixth day of Christmas the holiday spirit died The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey - fried On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave a wince When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince On the eighth day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka Seltzer On the ninth day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry He said he couldn't stand the thought of eating turkey pie On the tenth day of Christmas the air got rather blue As everyone grumbled at eating turkey stew On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting Mince pies as hard as rocks, and the turkey quite revolting On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lips The guests were gone - the turkey to - we dined on fish and chips |
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