Christmas Puns

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It's a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we're about to play.

In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression
commonly used at Christmastime.

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.

2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost
of _____ _____.

3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.

4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____

5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing
on __________ _____.

7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____.

8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.

9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.

10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____.

11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____ _____.

12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.

13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as
_____ _____.

14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas?
_____ _____.

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Got a few....will have to get back to 'em after a bit, Bump.

Just want you to know I appreciate all the Bumper Fun threads!


Thanks, Bump!

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The Official Answers

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as...Christmas Eve

2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost
of...Christmas Presents.

3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a...North Poll.

4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? Hoe, hoe, hoe

5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel

6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing
on...Season's Greetings

7. A holy man bereft of change could be called...Saint Nickeless

8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a...Baa Humbug!

9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a...Silent Knight

10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get...Sandy Claws

11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called...Christmas Cards

12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a...Cresh

13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as
Christmas Carols

14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad