Birth of a Candy Bar

JudyBluEyes · 01-08-2007

I found this with a bunch of stuff from cleaning out my mom's house... Man, those adults sure were funny!!

BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR

One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY, so he took Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS and that was sure ALMOND JOY, which made her TOOTSIES ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Miss HERSHEY said "you are enven better than the THREE MUSKETEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later she had a BABY RUTH!

Cosmo · 01-08-2007

..I'll have to tell that one back on MARS...

pamplemoose77 · 01-08-2007

that's funny, and somehow mildly creepy at the same time

BonnyW · 01-08-2007

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Originally Posted by pamplemoose77

that's funny, and somehow mildly creepy at the same time

Yep, it ended my chocolate craving.

Who would want to eat any of them after all that. No telling what we'd get after partaking...

Mercy · 01-08-2007

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Originally Posted by pamplemoose77

that's funny, and somehow mildly creepy at the same time

Yes I agree, I think I was actually blushing while reading that

Seakony · 01-08-2007

reminds me of this...some of these brands are no longer made.

One SPRING day Mrs VIRGINIA SLIM was walking down CHESTERFIELD Lane. There she met Mr. PHILLIP MORRIS and then they went to the RALIEGH hotel. They got into the OLD GOLD bed and MR. PHILLIP MORRIS stuck his king sized L&M up her flip top box. If she doesn't look like a CAMEL in 9 months, it will be a LUCKY STRIKE. Mr. PHILLIP MORRIS was a very smart man...He proved it was "up front " that counts.

MWC · 01-08-2007

Ah, the old folks ... now we all know where we came from!

Oregonian · 01-10-2007

Those are the belly laughs that I talk about.

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JudyBluEyes añejo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Playa Del Carmen Posts: 4,612	Birth of a Candy Bar I found this with a bunch of stuff from cleaning out my mom's house... Man, those adults sure were funny!! BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY, so he took Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS and that was sure ALMOND JOY, which made her TOOTSIES ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Miss HERSHEY said "you are enven better than the THREE MUSKETEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later she had a BABY RUTH!

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Cosmo añejo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,471	..I'll have to tell that one back on MARS...

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pamplemoose77 añejo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: dallas - kinda, tx Posts: 9,535	that's funny, and somehow mildly creepy at the same time

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Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,148	reminds me of this...some of these brands are no longer made. One SPRING day Mrs VIRGINIA SLIM was walking down CHESTERFIELD Lane. There she met Mr. PHILLIP MORRIS and then they went to the RALIEGH hotel. They got into the OLD GOLD bed and MR. PHILLIP MORRIS stuck his king sized L&M up her flip top box. If she doesn't look like a CAMEL in 9 months, it will be a LUCKY STRIKE. Mr. PHILLIP MORRIS was a very smart man...He proved it was "up front " that counts.

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MWC añejo Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 6,014	Ah, the old folks ... now we all know where we came from!

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Oregonian way into it Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 174	Those are the belly laughs that I talk about.

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