Human Resource Department Test

[BethKen]

Originally Posted by Hummingbirdie

I'm thinking start at the Beer Bucket and then start a pub crawl...or would that be too impulsive?

That would be fine you lead and every one will follow if not I will push them

[TAPPY]

Here is another HR test for ya !!

How to screen employees through pre-employment testing:

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
If they figured out how to stack bricks, and stacked only a few as an example, put them in Training & Development.
If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations and are still looking for more, but have not moved any, put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

[Bumper]

A man goes into a Home Depot and asks to order 7,000 bricks.

"What sort of bricks would you like?"

"Dunno. What sorts are there"?

"Well. There are facing bricks, engineering bricks. What are they for. Are you building an extension, or a garage or something"?

"No. I am building a barbeque"

"A barbeque! You don't need 7,000 bricks to build a barbeque!".

"You do when your apartment is on the 7th floor".......