Frustrating Exams..... - Page 2

cuffedlinks · 03-17-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeW

I guess calc is kind of like estimating....

Quote:

Originally Posted by BonnyW

Yes, it is limitless ...

I avoid calculus.
In the morning and before bed.

**Bumper** · 03-17-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

I avoid calculus.
In the morning and before bed.

Geez, Cuff, get it right.....

Callisthenics

Calculus

Pay attention, pal, this may be on the exam.

cuffedlinks · 03-17-2007

I still stand by my original assertion....

Schrodinger....not so much.

tgd156 · 03-17-2007

yeah like...
MA= HM/angleD

cuffedlinks · 03-17-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgd156

yeah like...
MA= HM/angleD

We had a Euclid street running through my hometown....

**Bumper** · 03-17-2007

If you found those other questions too tough and frustrating, you might try your hand at this exam. It shuld help boost your sagging ego a bit. (Yes....I know I ran this before, but it was a long time ago.)

College Entrance Exam - Hockey Player Version

Time Limit: Three Weeks

Name:___________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, and criminal law - OR - give the first name of Jean Chretien.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
Build a bridge
Sail the ocean
Lead an army
WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the pope?
Jewish
Catholic
Hindu
Polish
Agnostic
(Check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 metres?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximately)

8. What are people in Canada's far north called?
Westerners
Easterners
Southerners
Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush:_________________
Carter:________________
Clinton:_______________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the other five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
Sears
7-11
Japan
The sky

12. Can you explains Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
Yes
No

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. "Oh Canada" is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - print your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
Alaska
Florida
Canada
Wisconsin

18. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The McGill University tradition of academic excellence began when? (Approximately)
B.C.
A.D.

NOTE: You must answer three (3) or more questions correctly to qualify for admission.

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03-17-2007	#18 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	I still stand by my original assertion.... Schrodinger....not so much.

03-17-2007	#19 (permalink)
tgd156 life=playa Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: albany, massachusetts Posts: 871	yeah like... MA= HM/angleD

03-17-2007	#21 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,522	If you found those other questions too tough and frustrating, you might try your hand at this exam. It shuld help boost your sagging ego a bit. (Yes....I know I ran this before, but it was a long time ago.) College Entrance Exam - Hockey Player Version Time Limit: Three Weeks Name:___________________ 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, and criminal law - OR - give the first name of Jean Chretien. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: Build a bridge Sail the ocean Lead an army WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the pope? Jewish Catholic Hindu Polish Agnostic (Check only one) 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 metres? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximately) 8. What are people in Canada's far north called? Westerners Easterners Southerners Northerners 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton Bush:_________________ Carter:________________ Clinton:_______________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the other five. 11. Where does the rain come from? Sears 7-11 Japan The sky 12. Can you explains Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Yes No 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. "Oh Canada" is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - print your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? Alaska Florida Canada Wisconsin 18. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) stand for? 20. The McGill University tradition of academic excellence began when? (Approximately) B.C. A.D. NOTE: You must answer three (3) or more questions correctly to qualify for admission. .

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