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Old 04-15-2007   #31 (permalink)
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry?
I've done both. Sometimes both at the same time!!
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I've done both. Sometimes both at the same time!!
Been doin' alot of that lately.
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Been doin' alot of that lately.
I know, sweetie.... ((((HUGS)))))
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Karen - These are SOOOOO true!!!
My older brother OWNED a small ~20 unit apartment building in New Jersey for a while. He shared many of the same types of stories. but whan it's all said and done, he compared it to owning a boat...
First day of ownership: happy, happy - joy, joy - happy, happy!!!
Second day to next to last day: head ache, heart ache, spend (more) money, head ache, heart ache, spend (more) money, repeat...
Last day: happy, happy - joy, joy - happy, happy!!!
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Ms Fix it !!!!

Karen - this is too funny. Even though I know it was not funny when it was all happening to you.

I just want to know if you have one of those big leather tool belts that you sling around your hips when you make your "super" calls !!

I know you are so looking forward to buying a home soon !!
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Karen - this is too funny. Even though I know it was not funny when it was all happening to you.

I just want to know if you have one of those big leather tool belts that you sling around your hips when you make your "super" calls !!

I know you are so looking forward to buying a home soon !!
I've had a lot of those, "Boy.... I can't WAIT til I can look back on THIS and laugh!" occasions!!

Sorry, Taps. No tool belt. But I do have two toolboxes - one for all the big stuff and one for the needed-more-often stuff. But usuallly I grab a plastic bucket and load it up with whatever I'll need for the task at hand (i.e. tools, cleaning supplies) and a pad/pencil to write down the stuff I forgot!

Yeah... gotta get to house-hunting so I can put all these "skills" I've had the opportunity to practice on this place to work on my VERY OWN no-tenants-anywhere digs!
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First day of ownership: happy, happy - joy, joy - happy, happy!!!
Mine wasn't quite like that, as I was taking on ownership of the property upon my father's death. His illness, death, a trip to hell and back while settling his estate, suffering through the learning curve of being a landlord while working a full-time job... well, that first year was anything but joyful.

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Second day to next to last day: head ache, heart ache, spend (more) money, head ache, heart ache, spend (more) money, repeat...
Yup. New chimney, new roof, new boiler, etc, etc, etc. Rolling around in all my profits isn't as much fun as people think it would be. Those darn pennies get stuck in some weeeird places sometimes!!

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Last day: happy, happy - joy, joy - happy, happy!!!
I am soooooooo looking forward to that day!!!
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Interesting stories Karen. So I guess you were just a "Cat Lady" before you took over the rentals. ie. "Crazy Cat Lady". Tammy's mother has ran a 200 unit mobile home park for 30 years. She's got some great storys too. The latest was the guy that got arrested for making pipe bombs in his kitchen. Whenever I talk about buying a rental prop. it gets vetoed real fast.
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As a landlord, you should get a big kick of THIS CLIP Karen!




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OH..... MY...... GAWWWWD!!!! That was hysterical!!!!!

Thanks, Riss!!
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Not really good that little girl saying those things ...but yes, still hysterical ...Will Ferrell is so funny....

I want my money!!!!!!
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Not really good that little girl saying those things ...but yes, still hysterical ...Will Ferrell is so funny....

I want my money!!!!!!
I know... I felt the same way hearing those words being baby-talked out of her mouth!! And isn't "Pearl" a perfect name for what you figured would be an old, b*tchy woman landlord??!!!

Will Ferrell is one of my favorites. Just saw "Elf" last fall for the first time. You just can't help but LOVE that guy!
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Just saw "Elf" last fall for the first time.
Geeeeeeez Karen where have you been? That movie came out years ago!

Susan and I are big Will Farrell fans too (especially Elf). We go around quoting the movie all the time. Like when Buddy is leaving the north pole and Mr. Norwal comes up and says, "Byyyyyyyye Buddy....Hope ya find yur daaaad!". Sometimes when we leave the house, we say that to Hunter (our dog). or some times i'll say "that's re-DICK-u-luss" [when Santa tells Buddy that there are, in fact, people that don't believe]. There were also several presents under the tree this past Christmas for "someone special"
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I've also been meaning to write about our last landlady (and I guess rental house too). To protect the [guilty] [innocent] <--not sure which-you decide, we'll call her "J".

This was in July of 2005, about a month before our wedding. We were running around like headless chickens trying to get everything ready. We went over to meet J and see the house. J was probably around 75, who tried to look like she was 30. She had obviously had several surgeries. We looked through J's house. It wasn't the nicest, had old windows, wiring, ugly paint, but it was a in a GREAT location for a GREAT price. We thought for a couple days and decided to sign.

So we met up about a week later to sign the lease and hand over the deposit. My mother had decided to join Susan and I just for another opinion. As we were standing there, I was signing the deposit check and the women were engaging in small talk.

The small talk paused for a moment, when J said, out of the blue, "Well, my best bra broke...Y'all know a good seamstress or some place i kin git it fixt?"

Susan replied, "Well, can't you just go buy a new one"

J responded, "No, they just don't make them like they used to." Mom and Susan were speechless. We had known J for less than 15 minutes and yet she confides in us that her necessary irreplacable undergarment has let her down.

Meanwhile it took all I had to not bust out in painful laughter. Turns out that I was so moved by her comment that I inadvertently wrote "$1275" and "One Thousand Seventy-five and no/100" on the deposit check, which meant she couldn't deposit it. I did remedy the situation and send her a new one after she pointed it out.

With all this said, JL was (is) the nicest lady. While the house reaaly was a dump, was very easy going and always willing to help us out when we needed it.
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Geeeeeeez Karen where have you been? That movie came out years ago!
mastequila, I can't speak for Karen, but some of us are not too up on our pop culture. This was the first time I'd seen this, too. Hysterical!

I have never been a landlord (thank goodness), but reading your list, Karen, I now understand why many of my past landlords seemed pleased to keep me as a tenant -- often without increasing my rent for years. A little common sense and courtesy: pay your rent on time and keep things reasonably clean. Simple!

Now I "own" a co-op apartment. At least with a landlord there is usually only one person to have to wrangle with. With a co-op there is a board, a "sponsor," a management company and a once-a-year shouting session when we shareholders get together to dish out the misery and blame. Then we elect a few replacements for those we are cursing and the replacements represent us for the upcoming year so we'll have a fresh set people to bash at the following year's shouting match. [sigh]
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