Real stupid dreams

[MikenJulie]

Here's one for you, from Sunday night...........

............ I'm living in Kelowna, there's a fault line, everyone is running away since they fear an earthquake. Turns out I'm Bart Simpson, wtf?

............ I'm selling a bunch of my parent's stuff out of the back of a truck, those fleeing the earthquake zone are drawn to the junk I'm selling, I'm making gobs of cash, laughing as Bart does, again, wtf???

............all of a sudden, I see an old school friend, Myron Friesen running up the road. I remember back in grade seven, I lent him $.50 for a chocolate milk, the bastage never did pay me back......... so I call a mob together and we all stone Myron to death over the 50 cents he's owed me since, 1986.

.............then I'm in a video rental, sitting on a toilet right smack in the middle of the store, one cute brunette I always had a crush on is there, I jump up in fear everyone will see me, someone throws a bucket of liquid hand soap all over my naked bare ass as I run away.........

..........later, apparently the whole disturbing ordeal appealed to the brunette since we were in the park afterwards having a romantic picnic and laying on a blanket.........

................wtf..............

Please don't try to pick this whole bent dream, just share some of your head-scratchers.




GAME ON!!!

[Luv2Dance]

Wow! Your dreams are more twisted than mine.

[Luv2Dance]

I have been having dreams about going into labor, getting situated in the delivery room and all the other women who have come in after me have given birth and have been transfered to their private rooms while I sit there waiting for my baby to arrive. BTW, I'm done having babies.

[mastequilapf]

I had a somewhat whacky dream about LaTortuga several weeks ago. I'll write about it later...I'm about to go to lunch!

[jamesblonde]

Originally Posted by Luv2Dance

I have been having dreams about going into labor, getting situated in the delivery room and all the other women who have come in after me have given birth and have been transfered to their private rooms while I sit there waiting for my baby to arrive. BTW, I'm done having babies.

I've had that dream before too. My stomach is always flat, but I'm 9 months pregnant.

I have one dream that I have a lot. I'm going to the bathroom and then I notice that the toilet is in the middle of a crowded room and I can't figure out how I'm going to stand back up without someone seeing me. I'd love to have someone analyze that one

[MikenJulie]

There's some bent ones there allright, LOL!!

Ever have the one where you're throwing a party, your house is full with friends but your naked except for a face cloth, sitting on the couch, can't move or everyone will see you.


wtf!

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by MikenJulie

There's some bent ones there allright, LOL!!

Ever have the one where you're throwing a party, your house is full with friends but your naked except for a face cloth, sitting on the couch, can't move or everyone will see you.


wtf!

I have had the naked in public dreams. Not with a face cloth though. I wonder what that means?

[Kellyk]

Originally Posted by jamesblonde

I have one dream that I have a lot. I'm going to the bathroom and then I notice that the toilet is in the middle of a crowded room and I can't figure out how I'm going to stand back up without someone seeing me. I'd love to have someone analyze that one

So in this dream do you have your computer with you? Do you feel like you can't do anything without a bunch of Peeps all up in your business

[Kellyk]

Originally Posted by Luv2Dance

I have had the naked in public dreams. Not with a face cloth though. I wonder what that means?

The power to make yourself invisible? Hiding?

[lolabella]

Originally Posted by jamesblonde

I've had that dream before too. My stomach is always flat, but I'm 9 months pregnant.

I have one dream that I have a lot. I'm going to the bathroom and then I notice that the toilet is in the middle of a crowded room and I can't figure out how I'm going to stand back up without someone seeing me. I'd love to have someone analyze that one

Here you go.

To dream that you are in a public restroom with no stalls, signifies your frustrations about getting enough privacy. It may also indicate that you are having difficulties letting go of old emotions. If you reveal these feelings, you are afraid that others around you will judge and criticize you.

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by lolabella

Here you go.

To dream that you are in a public restroom with no stalls, signifies your frustrations about getting enough privacy. It may also indicate that you are having difficulties letting go of old emotions. If you reveal these feelings, you are afraid that others around you will judge and criticize you.

Where are you getting these? You were analyzing our dreams awhile ago.

[lolabella]

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by lolabella

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

Cool. Thanks. But I vote for you to come and post your analysis for us.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by MikenJulie

Here's one for you, from Sunday night...........

............ I'm living in Kelowna, there's a fault line, everyone is running away since they fear an earthquake. Turns out I'm Bart Simpson, wtf?

............ I'm selling a bunch of my parent's stuff out of the back of a truck, those fleeing the earthquake zone are drawn to the junk I'm selling, I'm making gobs of cash, laughing as Bart does, again, wtf???

............all of a sudden, I see an old school friend, Myron Friesen running up the road. I remember back in grade seven, I lent him $.50 for a chocolate milk, the bastage never did pay me back......... so I call a mob together and we all stone Myron to death over the 50 cents he's owed me since, 1986.

.............then I'm in a video rental, sitting on a toilet right smack in the middle of the store, one cute brunette I always had a crush on is there, I jump up in fear everyone will see me, someone throws a bucket of liquid hand soap all over my naked bare ass as I run away.........

..........later, apparently the whole disturbing ordeal appealed to the brunette since we were in the park afterwards having a romantic picnic and laying on a blanket.........

................wtf..............

Please don't try to pick this whole bent dream, just share some of your head-scratchers.




GAME ON!!!

Wow!!

The liquid hand soap part baffles me.......

[MikenJulie]

Have any of you been able to "control" your dreams, like in that movie back in the mid 80's, DREAMSCAPE.

After I quit doing drugs back in '94 I had some outrageous dreams for several years, and even managed to find a way to break into my dreams and control them. Very cool, but tiring, you wake up exhausted in the morning.