Shaved dogs!

traci · 04-19-2007

Well, I am sure most of you are quite familiar with our darling baby-of-the-family, Chloe! A few minutes ago I went out to smoke(I know I need to stop!) and left Chloe in the family room watching "Charlotte's Web". I come in and she's messing with my Chihuahua, Poco. I tell her stop, she does(this is a 1st!). We snuggle and finish the movie, then YEA! it's naptime. SO we get up and Poco gets up to follow us and I notice these spots on him, AND THERE'S NO FUR ON THE SPOTS!!!!

So I ask her what the heck she did to Poco, and she says she forgot!!! I threaten a spanking, she still doesn't remember! So I march her right upstairs to her bedroom, saying something I NEVER thought I'd hear myself say "I go outside for a couple of minutes and you shave my dog!!"

I get down here and then notice the scissors on the coffee table and Poco-colored chunks of hair on the floor!! So technically she was telling the truth that she didn't shave him! If I make it through the next 13 years without strangling this child, she is gonna owe me so bigtime!
So, how's everyone else's day going!
PS.....CAROLE are you there, cause' I need a street addy so I can FedEx this child to you!

kirbyfan · 04-19-2007

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Originally Posted by traci

Well, I am sure most of you are quite familiar with our darling baby-of-the-family, Chloe! A few minutes ago I went out to smoke(I know I need to stop!) and left Chloe in the family room watching "Charlotte's Web". I come in and she's messing with my Chihuahua, Poco. I tell her stop, she does(this is a 1st!). We snuggle and finish the movie, then YEA! it's naptime. SO we get up and Poco gets up to follow us and I notice these spots on him, AND THERE'S NO FUR ON THE SPOTS!!!!

So I ask her what the heck she did to Poco, and she says she forgot!!! I threaten a spanking, she still doesn't remember! So I march her right upstairs to her bedroom, saying something I NEVER thought I'd hear myself say "I go outside for a couple of minutes and you shave my dog!!"

I get down here and then notice the scissors on the coffee table and Poco-colored chunks of hair on the floor!! So technically she was telling the truth that she didn't shave him! If I make it through the next 13 years without strangling this child, she is gonna owe me so bigtime!
So, how's everyone else's day going!
PS.....CAROLE are you there, cause' I need a street addy so I can FedEx this child to you!

ROFLMAO!!!

Thats great Traci! Thanks for the laugh!!!

A mothers love will get you through it all.

Banzoomba · 04-19-2007

Traci that is to funny

......sometimes its hard to look mad when your laughing inside.......

queencityfan · 04-19-2007

My kids did'nt have a dog to shave when they were little so they would cut their own or each others hair, punk was a very cool look in our house for a few years.

CaroleLB · 04-19-2007

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Originally Posted by traci

Well, I am sure most of you are quite familiar with our darling baby-of-the-family, Chloe! A few minutes ago I went out to smoke(I know I need to stop!) and left Chloe in the family room watching "Charlotte's Web". I come in and she's messing with my Chihuahua, Poco. I tell her stop, she does(this is a 1st!). We snuggle and finish the movie, then YEA! it's naptime. SO we get up and Poco gets up to follow us and I notice these spots on him, AND THERE'S NO FUR ON THE SPOTS!!!!

So I ask her what the heck she did to Poco, and she says she forgot!!! I threaten a spanking, she still doesn't remember! So I march her right upstairs to her bedroom, saying something I NEVER thought I'd hear myself say "I go outside for a couple of minutes and you shave my dog!!"

I get down here and then notice the scissors on the coffee table and Poco-colored chunks of hair on the floor!! So technically she was telling the truth that she didn't shave him! If I make it through the next 13 years without strangling this child, she is gonna owe me so bigtime!
So, how's everyone else's day going!
PS.....CAROLE are you there, cause' I need a street addy so I can FedEx this child to you!

That's my girl

oh Traci, that child is priceless!

traci · 04-19-2007

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Originally Posted by CaroleLB

That's my girl

oh Traci, that child is priceless!

Yeahyeahyeah......I think it's time for a visit to Auntie Carole for a week or 10!!

Oh and QC, she's cut her own hair at least 4 times(that we know of!

)

CaroleLB · 04-19-2007

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Originally Posted by traci

Yeahyeahyeah......I think it's time for a visit to Auntie Carole for a week or 10!!

Oh and QC, she's cut her own hair at least 4 times(that we know of!

)

My daughter is coming down to Playa with me (finally) for A's b'day. I can guarantee that when you meet her you'll be thinking (out loud) "How'd Carole wind up with this one?"

penalipee · 04-19-2007

Traci...you are hilarious!!! Chloe sounds like she keeps ya on yer toes. Good for her!!!

Every mother needs at least one of those!!! But wait til she becomes a teenager!! Then I'll say a prayer for ya!!!

Then you'll miss the shaving of the dog days!!!!

TAPPY · 04-19-2007

She forgot and can't remember !!!
Never admit anything !!!

ZAEM · 04-19-2007

Yikes! Glad you walked in while there were only 4 spots. Im assuming same daughter that opened the presents.
My kids are forgetting at this point. It doesn't matter what happens they just blame it on each other. Constant battle.
Poor puppy!

SportyGirl · 04-19-2007

I honestly think I'd have 10 more boys before I'd have another girl!

Sol · 04-19-2007

Poor Poco. I used to pull stuff like that when I was a kid. I cut my bangs the day before my 2nd grade picture day. My mom freaked. Poor thing.

bgfangs · 04-19-2007

Hey Traci,

How are you and Terry??

Always remember (in the words of my son)

"I am not pushing your limits, I am pushing my luck"

Sometimes it sums it all up

You'll get to meet him this year in August!

Babaloo · 04-19-2007

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Originally Posted by traci

A few minutes ago I went out to smoke(I know I need to stop!) :

i thought you guys did stop
i saw it posted
do i need to do a search to remind you?

and don't tell me Playa made you start again....

Seakony · 04-19-2007

Why not enroll her in Beauty school. Or find a hairdresser who will teach her how to cut hair correctly. Get lots of wigs for her to practice on. She will either become a fantastic cutter or get real tired of it.

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traci añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Spring Texas Posts: 2,449	Shaved dogs! Well, I am sure most of you are quite familiar with our darling baby-of-the-family, Chloe! A few minutes ago I went out to smoke(I know I need to stop!) and left Chloe in the family room watching "Charlotte's Web". I come in and she's messing with my Chihuahua, Poco. I tell her stop, she does(this is a 1st!). We snuggle and finish the movie, then YEA! it's naptime. SO we get up and Poco gets up to follow us and I notice these spots on him, AND THERE'S NO FUR ON THE SPOTS!!!! So I ask her what the heck she did to Poco, and she says she forgot!!! I threaten a spanking, she still doesn't remember! So I march her right upstairs to her bedroom, saying something I NEVER thought I'd hear myself say "I go outside for a couple of minutes and you shave my dog!!" I get down here and then notice the scissors on the coffee table and Poco-colored chunks of hair on the floor!! So technically she was telling the truth that she didn't shave him! If I make it through the next 13 years without strangling this child, she is gonna owe me so bigtime! So, how's everyone else's day going! PS.....CAROLE are you there, cause' I need a street addy so I can FedEx this child to you! Last edited by traci; 04-19-2007 at 01:51 PM.

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04-19-2007	#3 (permalink)
Banzoomba big sexy speedo guy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Top of the Chesapeake Bay, Md Posts: 9,317	Traci that is to funny ......sometimes its hard to look mad when your laughing inside.......

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queencityfan añejo Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 1,739	My kids did'nt have a dog to shave when they were little so they would cut their own or each others hair, punk was a very cool look in our house for a few years.

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penalipee reposado Join Date: May 2004 Location: Westbank BC Posts: 1,426	Traci...you are hilarious!!! Chloe sounds like she keeps ya on yer toes. Good for her!!! Every mother needs at least one of those!!! But wait til she becomes a teenager!! Then I'll say a prayer for ya!!! Then you'll miss the shaving of the dog days!!!!

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 15,126	She forgot and can't remember !!! Never admit anything !!!

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ZAEM life=playa Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Massachusetts Posts: 660	Yikes! Glad you walked in while there were only 4 spots. Im assuming same daughter that opened the presents. My kids are forgetting at this point. It doesn't matter what happens they just blame it on each other. Constant battle. Poor puppy!

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SportyGirl añejo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Western PA Posts: 1,768	I honestly think I'd have 10 more boys before I'd have another girl!

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Sol Chupacabras Whisperer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Gem State Posts: 10,464	Poor Poco. I used to pull stuff like that when I was a kid. I cut my bangs the day before my 2nd grade picture day. My mom freaked. Poor thing.

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bgfangs añejo Join Date: May 2002 Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,577	Hey Traci, How are you and Terry?? Always remember (in the words of my son) "I am not pushing your limits, I am pushing my luck" Sometimes it sums it all up You'll get to meet him this year in August!

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Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,148	Why not enroll her in Beauty school. Or find a hairdresser who will teach her how to cut hair correctly. Get lots of wigs for her to practice on. She will either become a fantastic cutter or get real tired of it.

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