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[Jacko]

Originally Posted by Just Lucky

America Looks Like It Could Use Some Cheering Up | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

So if you can't stand up straight, button your collar, and stare down the coming Apocalypse with a wink and a smile, then I'm just going in to watch TV and eat some Ben and Jerry's. That's A-okay with little old me.

....so many emotions...all at the same time...

[Heather]

Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys

[Just Lucky]

Originally Posted by Heather

Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys

Now that's funny!

[Ginger]

I love their world map, you scroll over countries where they describe them. I laughed so loud at India I woke up John last night.

India "Please Hold While We Die of Malaria"

Mired by rising poverty levels, polluted groundwater that threatens the lives of millions, and a rapidly crumbling infrastructure, the nation of India has every intention of addressing these problems just as soon as it finishes telling Midwesterners how to install Windows XP on their home computer.

[Just Lucky]

WASHINGTON, DC—In a decisive 1–0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers.

Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

In a related move Bush Cuts Off Diplomatic Relations With Congress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source