Favorite articles in The Onion

**Heather** · 08-13-2007

I haven't caught up with The Onion in awhile, but today I got some great laughs. I thought it would be good to have a thread where we can post links to our favorite articles there; any support for such a fine publication is FINE by me.

Minimum Wage Hike Celebrated With Name-Brand Ketchup

**Heather** · 08-13-2007

Oh, it's a slow Monday.

Skeleton of Mayan Nerd Dug From Prehistoric Locker

Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report

BonnyW · 08-13-2007

Their t-shirts are definitely onion humor...

Just Lucky · 08-13-2007

It is soo hard to choose!

Spaniards Vow To Once Again Decimate Population Of New World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

**Susie Q Roo** · 08-13-2007

A couple of good ones (I could get sucked into reading that site all day

):

Let Yourself Go Month

Failure to Hustle

**Susie Q Roo** · 08-13-2007

Obviously, I'm looking at fitness related articles, but this one is hilarious!

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

TnJ · 08-13-2007

war solution ... Tj

melliedee · 08-13-2007

Love this one, and what a great title:

Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite

July 17, 2002 | Issue 38•25

Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

**Heather** · 08-13-2007

jajaja! I wish I could be friends with The Onion staff...hahahaha

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

**Heather** · 08-14-2007

Blues Singer's Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side

Just Lucky · 08-14-2007

I think I've met this family:Teen Humiliated By Activist Mom | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

**Heather** · 09-16-2007

Historic Pretzels-For-Little Debbie Swap Sparks Heavy Lunchtime Trading

cuffedlinks · 09-16-2007

The NASNAQ....gotta love that.
Thanks Heather.

Tell james that Funyons mutuals are on the rise...As always, he was way ahead of the curve.

Just Lucky · 10-25-2007

You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Just Lucky · 11-24-2007

America Looks Like It Could Use Some Cheering Up | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

08-13-2007	#1 (permalink)
Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,308	Favorite articles in The Onion I haven't caught up with The Onion in awhile, but today I got some great laughs. I thought it would be good to have a thread where we can post links to our favorite articles there; any support for such a fine publication is FINE by me. Minimum Wage Hike Celebrated With Name-Brand Ketchup

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Susie Q Roo paradisiac Join Date: May 2003 Location: Q Roo Posts: 10,865	A couple of good ones (I could get sucked into reading that site all day ): Let Yourself Go Month Failure to Hustle Last edited by Susie Q Roo; 08-13-2007 at 01:40 PM.

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08-13-2007	#2 (permalink)
Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,308	Oh, it's a slow Monday. Skeleton of Mayan Nerd Dug From Prehistoric Locker Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report

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BonnyW añejo Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Left Coast...So Cal Posts: 8,865	Their t-shirts are definitely onion humor...

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Just Lucky link king Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out On the Edge. Posts: 6,548	It is soo hard to choose! Spaniards Vow To Once Again Decimate Population Of New World \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Susie Q Roo paradisiac Join Date: May 2003 Location: Q Roo Posts: 10,865	Obviously, I'm looking at fitness related articles, but this one is hilarious! Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

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TnJ añejo Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: vuelo corto al PDC Posts: 2,045	war solution ... Tj

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melliedee añejo Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 3,976	Love this one, and what a great title: Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite July 17, 2002 \| Issue 38•25 Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,308	jajaja! I wish I could be friends with The Onion staff...hahahaha Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

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Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,308	Blues Singer's Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side

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Just Lucky link king Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out On the Edge. Posts: 6,548	I think I've met this family:Teen Humiliated By Activist Mom \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,308	Historic Pretzels-For-Little Debbie Swap Sparks Heavy Lunchtime Trading

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cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	The NASNAQ....gotta love that. Thanks Heather. Tell james that Funyons mutuals are on the rise...As always, he was way ahead of the curve.

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Just Lucky link king Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out On the Edge. Posts: 6,548	You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Just Lucky link king Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out On the Edge. Posts: 6,548	America Looks Like It Could Use Some Cheering Up \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source