The Shovel Buddy: The most important friend

CaroleLB · 09-28-2007

We all know it's important to have an updated will, but, how many people have their Shovel Buddy in place?

A Shovel Buddy (hereinafter, SB) is the person who, upon your unexpected demise, will come in save you from post-mortem embarassment by burying the contraband in your possession, e.g. BOBs, porn (commercial as well as homemade), bongs, your stash, clamps, leather products (I think you get the picture). The SB will save you from the grave and spare your family from changing their opinion of you.

So, do you have your SB in place?

Chilepepper · 09-28-2007

Never heard of an SB, but I'm getting one right now!!

Thanks for the tip!

SportyGirl · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Chilepepper

Never heard of an SB, but I'm getting one right now!!

Thanks for the tip!

Me either -- better be sure my BFF is clear on her extra duties

MikeW · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by CaroleLB

We all know it's important to have an updated will, but, how many people have their Shovel Buddy in place?

A Shovel Buddy (hereinafter, SB) is the person who, upon your unexpected demise, will come in save you from post-mortem embarassment by burying the contraband in your possession, e.g. BOBs, porn (commercial as well as homemade), bongs, your stash, clamps, leather products (I think you get the picture). The SB will save you from the grave and spare your family from changing their opinion of you.

So, do you have your SB in place?

Is there something we don't know

We thought we knew everything

Rissask · 09-28-2007

My husband is mine...he knows where all my/our contraband is.

Now if we both perish at once...my mommy will be getting a surprise or two when she comes to clean out the house

....but she has a good heart, I'm not worried.

jamesblonde · 09-28-2007

An SB........I've never heard that term, but I have one. We've spoken about it. She knows where to go and what to take

If my mother ever got a hold of some of my Mexico pics, not too mention anything else I might have hiding in the nightstand, she would keel over on the spot. I'm the baby of six kids and perfect in her eyes. I would hate to blow that........so to speak

Chilepepper · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by jamesblonde

An SB........I've never heard that term, but I have one. We've spoken about it. She knows where to go and what to take

If my mother ever got a hold of some of my Mexico pics, not too mention anything else I might have hiding in the nightstand, she would keel over on the spot. I'm the baby of six kids and perfect in her eyes. I would hate to blow that........so to speak

I've been curious about your avatar for a long time now . . . is that or is that not Lyle Lovett???

horizon200 · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Rissask

My husband is mine...he knows where all my/our contraband is.

Now if we both perish at once...my mommy will be getting a surprise or two when she comes to clean out the house

....but she has a good heart, I'm not worried.

I am my wife's I suppose and she would be mine (not that I have any contraband

)...and if we both kick the bucket, who cares what they think!

CaroleLB · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by MikeW

Is there something we don't know

We thought we knew everything

You may know it but I don't want everyone to see it caught on tape

One of the morning drive time guys I listen to (Preston and Steve on WMMR out of Philly) coined the term, Shovel Buddy. Whenever the topic comes up hilarity ensues

jamesblonde · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Chilepepper

I've been curious about your avatar for a long time now . . . is that or is that not Lyle Lovett???

Yes, that's my boyfriend Lyle. We're very close

Chilepepper · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by jamesblonde

Yes, that's my boyfriend Lyle. We're very close

So YOU are the person who came between Lyle and Julia!

jamesblonde · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Chilepepper

So YOU are the person who came between Lyle and Julia!

TAPPY · 09-28-2007

No SB Buddy. But my secretary has been instructed to shred all paperwork that is not work related in my desk at work.

Not that I have anything to hide of course.

Rissask · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by TAPPY

No SB Buddy. But my secretary has been instructed to shred all paperwork that is not work related in my desk at work.

Not that I have anything to hide of course.

You mean all those Mens Health magazines?

CaroleLB · 09-28-2007

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Originally Posted by TAPPY

No SB Buddy. But my secretary has been instructed to shred all paperwork that is not work related in my desk at work.

Not that I have anything to hide of course.

Tam - that's one of my biggest regrets... before I knew about SBs I shredded a drawer full of journals, floppy disks and calendars. There went a lot of good and fun memories.

Now I know better so I have to recreate

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Chilepepper beachaholic Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Appleton, WI Posts: 279	Never heard of an SB, but I'm getting one right now!! Thanks for the tip!

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Rissask Brit basher Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 19,661	My husband is mine...he knows where all my/our contraband is. Now if we both perish at once...my mommy will be getting a surprise or two when she comes to clean out the house ....but she has a good heart, I'm not worried.

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jamesblonde añejo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South of Seattle Posts: 7,647	An SB........I've never heard that term, but I have one. We've spoken about it. She knows where to go and what to take If my mother ever got a hold of some of my Mexico pics, not too mention anything else I might have hiding in the nightstand, she would keel over on the spot. I'm the baby of six kids and perfect in her eyes. I would hate to blow that........so to speak

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 15,129	No SB Buddy. But my secretary has been instructed to shred all paperwork that is not work related in my desk at work. Not that I have anything to hide of course.

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