Spank my monkey

[Nerak936]

If this thread insists on continuing to discuss animals and masturbation and other sorts of "fun and assundry things", some of which may or may not include the necessity of having opposable thumbs, can my name be removed from the thread title perhaps??


Stogey: Lots of people don't know about the crew of monkeys that I have who are responsible for making the Nerak beads, so I'm not surprised at Mexivoof's defense (which I truly appreciate, BTW!!!) And no, my monkeys cause me no distress whatsoever. Unless bailing them out of jail when they go on vacation is distress. At this point, I kinda expect it. I blame it on all that Barry Manilow they listen to.

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by Mexivoof

Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

Big (((((HUG)))))) to ya, dahhhling!!!

[Rissask]

Martha and Dave
I remember on another message board I used to post on, 99% women, someone made the comment 'All men masturbate.'....and some of the women got quite upset, denying their wonderful husbands would ever do such a nasty thing...because they satisfied him enough , they didn't 'need' to,...etc etc.
I am of the opinion that all men do it, at least sometimes- and that if they say they don't, they are either A) lying, or B) not telling the truth.

Boys, what say you?

[Rissask]

If this thread insists on continuing to discuss animals and masturbation and other sorts of "fun and assundry things", some of which may or may not include the necessity of having opposable thumbs, can my name be removed from the thread title perhaps??

ooops I guess I should have read page 2 before I posted that last one!

[cyndyj1]

Originally Posted by Rissask

Martha and Dave
I remember on another message board I used to post on, 99% women, someone made the comment 'All men masturbate.'....and some of the women got quite upset, denying their wonderful husbands would ever do such a nasty thing...because they satisfied him enough , they didn't 'need' to,...etc etc.
I am of the opinion that all men do it, at least sometimes- and that if they say they don't, they are either A) lying, or B) not telling the truth.

Boys, what say you?

or C) Horribly repressed.

[Rissask]

Originally Posted by cyndyj1

or C) Horribly repressed.

yeah, or that!

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by Rissask

ooops I guess I should have read page 2 before I posted that last one!

Aw, hell. Go fer it, Riss!!

[Rissask]

don't worry, all anyone has to do is read it, and they'll know you are pure as the driven snow

[DavidB]

I'll respect Neraks request and not speak about it any more.

[Rissask]

Originally Posted by DavidB

I'll respect Neraks request and not speak about in any more.

I'll take that as one vote for 'yes, all the time!'

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by Rissask

As an aside, monkeys are quite naughty.

They are one of the only other species besides humans that masturbates just for fun.

I saw one doing just that in a zoo once,

See, his mama never had that 'talk' with him about the right time and place.

Originally Posted by Rissask

I am of the opinion that all men do it, at least sometimes- and that if they say they don't, they are either A) lying, or B) not telling the truth.

Boys, what say you?

I wonder how many will answer??

S'alright, we all know the answer. If john ever were on the board, he'd fess up.

[Rissask]

I wonder how many will answer??

S'alright, we all know the answer. If john ever were on the board, he'd fess up.

if we keep bumping this up...maybe more will come in and answer...but yeah, we already know it anyway.

[RonH]

Originally Posted by Nerak936

If this thread insists on continuing to discuss animals and masturbation and other sorts of "fun and assundry things", some of which may or may not include the necessity of having opposable thumbs, can my name be removed from the thread title perhaps??


Stogey: Lots of people don't know about the crew of monkeys that I have who are responsible for making the Nerak beads, so I'm not surprised at Mexivoof's defense (which I truly appreciate, BTW!!!) And no, my monkeys cause me no distress whatsoever. Unless bailing them out of jail when they go on vacation is distress. At this point, I kinda expect it. I blame it on all that Barry Manilow they listen to.

Karen...

[ElvisP]

Originally Posted by Rissask

Martha and Dave
I remember on another message board I used to post on, 99% women, someone made the comment 'All men masturbate.'....and some of the women got quite upset, denying their wonderful husbands would ever do such a nasty thing...because they satisfied him enough , they didn't 'need' to,...etc etc.
I am of the opinion that all men do it, at least sometimes- and that if they say they don't, they are either A) lying, or B) not telling the truth.

Boys, what say you?

I'm going to plead the 5th on this one. I wish I could say the same about women, but I happen to know a few who had no idea. I'd say 90% of women do it....and tell me otherwise.

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by DavidB

I'll respect Neraks request and not speak about in any more.

It's okay, David. Someone changed the thread title, so you can talk about your "little" habit all ya want.