Spank my monkey

STOGEY · 10-24-2007

Kenyan monkeys make lewd gestures towards women. That's right the native monkeys of this highly developed part of the world have been harrassing the woman folk. When the male inhabitants go out of patrol or hunting, the monkeys harass the women folk by touching their private areas.

When farming some of the women actually dress up like the men folk to avoid being harassed by the monkeys.

I wonder if Woodman has anything to do with this?

Mexivoof · 10-24-2007

Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

STOGEY · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by Mexivoof

Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

She's always been into monkeys, cats. Besides I wouldn't be me if I were afraid of a little trouble now would I?

Rissask · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by Mexivoof

Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

Uh, duhhh...she hires monkeys to make her necklaces, silly, where have you been?

Perhaps Stogey is only concerned that Karen has also been the victim of lewd acts by her monkeys. And wants her to know that she is not alone in the world of sexually harassed victims of naughty monkeys.

As an aside, monkeys are quite naughty.

They are one of the only other species besides humans that masturbates just for fun.

I saw one doing just that in a zoo once, and then he tossed it (the, um, fruits of his efforts

...or was it the nectar?) at the window where a group of kindergarteners were standing watching in shock and awe.

It was a spider monkey I believe.

It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed!

Seakony · 10-24-2007

raquelle261 · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by Rissask

They are one of the only other species besides humans that masturbates just for fun.

I saw one doing just that in a zoo once, and then he tossed it (the, um, fruits of his efforts

...or was it the nectar?) at the window where a group of kindergarteners were standing watching in shock and awe.

It was a spider monkey I believe.

OMG!!!! They never had Marcel doing that on Friends!

DavidB · 10-24-2007

Ok, old monkey joke.

A husband and wife are at the zoo looking at the apes.
The wife is wearing a dress and the ape starts staring at her.
The husband notices this and tells his wife to show a little

.
The ape gets a little excited and starts jumping up and down.
The husband tells his wife to show some leg. So she lifts her dress half way up.
The ape starts jumping up and down grunting and gets "excited"
The husband tells her to show the ape more. She shows the ape everything

And the ape rips the bars out and starts running towards her.
She starts running away with the ape chasing after her. The husband yells out "Try telling him you have a headache."

Smudger · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by DavidB

Ok, old monkey joke.

A husband and wife are at the zoo looking at the apes.
The wife is wearing a dress and the ape starts staring at her.
The husband notices this and tells his wife to show a little

.
The ape gets a little excited and starts jumping up and down.
The husband tells his wife to show some leg. So she lifts her dress half way up.
The ape starts jumping up and down grunting and gets "excited"
The husband tells her to show the ape more. She shows the ape everything

And the ape rips the bars out and starts running towards her.
She starts running away with the ape chasing after her. The husband yells out "Try telling him you have a headache."

Naughty!!

...funny though!

**SunKneeMarie** · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by raquelle261

OMG!!!! They never had Marcel doing that on Friends!

Actually they said Marcel did stuff like that, behind the scenes. Maybe they'll show some outtakes on those Blooper shows!!

and I'm sure Karen's monkeys are very well behaved... or else they know they will be banned from the hot tub...

STOGEY · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by Mexivoof

Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

See what ya a fraid of?

birdman · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by raquelle261

OMG!!!! They never had Marcel doing that on Friends!

You may not have seen it but there were a couple different references to it.

MWC · 10-24-2007

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Originally Posted by Rissask

Uh, duhhh...she hires monkeys to make her necklaces, silly, where have you been?

Perhaps Stogey is only concerned that Karen has also been the victim of lewd acts by her monkeys. And wants her to know that she is not alone in the world of sexually harassed victims of naughty monkeys.

As an aside, monkeys are quite naughty.

They are one of the only other species besides humans that masturbates just for fun.
I saw one doing just that in a zoo once, and then he tossed it (the, um, fruits of his efforts

...or was it the nectar?) at the window where a group of kindergarteners were standing watching in shock and awe.

It was a spider monkey I believe.

It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed!

We watched two black bears fellate each other at the zoo in Montreal.

How about I call one of them Dumbledore, and really get this thread rocking?

DavidB · 10-25-2007

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Originally Posted by Rissask

They are one of the only other species besides humans that masturbates just for fun.

It helps to have an opposable thumb.

(I hear)

jamesblonde · 10-25-2007

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Originally Posted by DavidB

It helps to have an opposable thumb.

(I hear)

Daddy B · 10-25-2007

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Originally Posted by DavidB

It helps to have an opposable thumb.

(I hear)

Does that mean women are a level above men in the evolution stakes...?

They don't seem to need their thumbs for that sort of thing...

10-24-2007	#1 (permalink)
STOGEY Allah Akhbar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: salisbury, mass. Posts: 7,075	Spank my monkey Kenyan monkeys make lewd gestures towards women. That's right the native monkeys of this highly developed part of the world have been harrassing the woman folk. When the male inhabitants go out of patrol or hunting, the monkeys harass the women folk by touching their private areas. When farming some of the women actually dress up like the men folk to avoid being harassed by the monkeys. I wonder if Woodman has anything to do with this?

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Mexivoof añejo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 3,554	Oh Stogey, didn't you get in enough trouble with your QEI comments. Leave poor Nerak alone. And what does she have to do with monkeys anyway?

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DavidB añejo Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mid Mich Posts: 2,825	Ok, old monkey joke. A husband and wife are at the zoo looking at the apes. The wife is wearing a dress and the ape starts staring at her. The husband notices this and tells his wife to show a little . The ape gets a little excited and starts jumping up and down. The husband tells his wife to show some leg. So she lifts her dress half way up. The ape starts jumping up and down grunting and gets "excited" The husband tells her to show the ape more. She shows the ape everything And the ape rips the bars out and starts running towards her. She starts running away with the ape chasing after her. The husband yells out "Try telling him you have a headache."

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