Dallas Cowboy jokes... - Page 2

jamesblonde · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by Marman

whats happening JB? who are your hawks playin this weekend?

Cleveland. And Cleveland is favored.

We get our receiver's back from IR this week so hopefully that'll make a difference. We'll just see what team shows up. We'll be in Cabo cheering the boys on from there.

Marman · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by jamesblonde

Cleveland. And Cleveland is favored.

We get our receiver's back from IR this week so hopefully that'll make a difference. We'll just see what team shows up. We'll be in Cabo cheering the boys on from there.

Clevelands favored?....ouch! Cleveland should find a way to lose.
Have a blast in CABO you lucky dog!

monte · 10-31-2007

OMG Rita I love the avatar of you and Slim. Was that this year? were ya'll at a party?

queencityfan · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by Marman

sorry they deserve their own thread....

Dallas Cowboys Jokes:

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

I understand why Chicago tried to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

I got this last year only the team name was different, quess who ( or should I say WHO DEY

) it was about then

mr2thec · 10-31-2007

Caption this:

"Donavan, there are reports that you have spent much of the off season with Senator Craig"

Marman · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by mr2thec

Caption this:

"Donavan, there are reports that you have spent much of the off season with Senator Craig"

thats not right!

mr2thec · 10-31-2007

Go ahead, caption it. You can even throw a dallas joke in there.

mr2thec · 11-02-2007

"Look Mom, No hands"

cuffedlinks · 11-02-2007

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Originally Posted by mr2thec

Caption this:

"So Donovan....do you have comment on the recent news of TO's trade BACK to the Eagles, coordinated by the new Co-Directors of Player Personnel, Garrett and Britt Reid...?"

mr2thec · 11-02-2007

"Donavan, we saw Coach Reid eating a salad"

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Mikey · 11-02-2007

I will do anyting for a win.........aaaaaaanything.

10-31-2007	#20 (permalink)
mr2thec way into it Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 200	Caption this: "Donavan, there are reports that you have spent much of the off season with Senator Craig" Last edited by mr2thec; 10-31-2007 at 01:24 PM..

10-31-2007	#18 (permalink)
monte añejo Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: dallas Posts: 12,463	OMG Rita I love the avatar of you and Slim. Was that this year? were ya'll at a party?

10-31-2007	#22 (permalink)
mr2thec way into it Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 200	Go ahead, caption it. You can even throw a dallas joke in there.

11-02-2007	#23 (permalink)
mr2thec way into it Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 200	"Look Mom, No hands"

11-02-2007	#25 (permalink)
mr2thec way into it Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 200	"Donavan, we saw Coach Reid eating a salad" [/quote]

11-02-2007	#26 (permalink)
Mikey he likes it! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16,039	I will do anyting for a win.........aaaaaaanything.

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