Dallas Cowboy jokes...

Marman · 10-30-2007

sorry they deserve their own thread....

Dallas Cowboys Jokes:

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

I understand why Chicago tried to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

mr2thec · 10-30-2007

I picked a hell of a day to login:
Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: The world may never know

Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard?
A: Put up a goal post

Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles?
A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar

Q: What do tele-evangelists and the Eagles have in common?
A: They can both get people watching at home to stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring?
A: Thief

Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team?
A: Because then Philly would want one too
Q: What do the Eagles and possum have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Superbowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: He hadn't finished coloring it yet

Marman · 10-30-2007

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LMFAO!!!!

:joker :

**sctx** · 10-30-2007

anybody got any Raider jokes???

cuffedlinks · 10-30-2007

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Originally Posted by sctx

... Raider jokes???

Department of Redundancy Department.

Brent & Kim · 10-30-2007

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Originally Posted by sctx

anybody got any Raider jokes???

These are jokes about football teams.

Marman · 10-30-2007

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Originally Posted by sctx

anybody got any Raider jokes???

howz this for a joke....

cuffedlinks · 10-30-2007

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Originally Posted by Marman

"The Quarterback must go down....and he must go down hard."

mr2thec · 10-30-2007

Don't make me raise the pimp hand!

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Originally Posted by Marman

howz this for a joke....

mr2thec · 10-30-2007

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

Department of Redundancy Department.

jamesblonde · 10-30-2007

Seakony · 10-30-2007

Marman... those jokes are from 10 years ago......and don'even apply to the Boys anymore....
what's the eagles excuse???

Mexivoof · 10-31-2007

Q How do the Rams count to 16?

A 0-1, 0-2,...

Could say the same for Miami, but would anyone care

Marman · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by Seakony

Marman... those jokes are from 10 years ago......and don'even apply to the Boys anymore....
what's the eagles excuse???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you do have Tank Johnson on the roster dont you?

Marman · 10-31-2007

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Originally Posted by jamesblonde

whats happening JB? who are your hawks playin this weekend?

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Marman añejo Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Idaho Posts: 2,322	Dallas Cowboy jokes... sorry they deserve their own thread.... Dallas Cowboys Jokes: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. I understand why Chicago tried to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

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mr2thec way into it Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 185	I picked a hell of a day to login: Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl? A: The world may never know Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard? A: Put up a goal post Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles? A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar Q: What do tele-evangelists and the Eagles have in common? A: They can both get people watching at home to stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!" Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring? A: Thief Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team? A: Because then Philly would want one too Q: What do the Eagles and possum have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Superbowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: He hadn't finished coloring it yet

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sctx Moniker Morpher Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 26,927	anybody got any Raider jokes???

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Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,146	Marman... those jokes are from 10 years ago......and don'even apply to the Boys anymore.... what's the eagles excuse???

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Mexivoof añejo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 3,127	Q How do the Rams count to 16? A 0-1, 0-2,... Could say the same for Miami, but would anyone care

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