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Class Clown
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
Posts: 9,683
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The following is my list of attainable New Year's resolutions:
This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising. Waste of time. - Read less. Makes you think. - Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. - Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. - Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. - Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. - Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. - Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. - Not have eight children at once. - Get in a whole NEW rut! - Start being superstitious. - Personal goal: bring back disco. - Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings. - Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. - Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. - Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words. - Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. - Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. - Not eat cloned meat. - Create loose ends. - Get more toys. - Get further in debt. - Not believe politicians. - Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. - Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. - Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. - Stay off the International Space Station. - Not swim with pirhanas or sharks. - Associate with even worse business clients. - Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. - Wait around for opportunity. - Focus on the faults of others. - Mope about my faults. |
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aņejo
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Playa Del Carmen, MX
Posts: 2,604
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1) Me too! Got two times nailed, and June through December to find one more trip.
2) Love my kids more. Or show it more. Or be a better example to them. Something like that. 3) Finish my home renovations. Yuck. Finishing: good, doing: PIA. It's the Neverending Story, without the cool creatures. 4) Get TOESL or TOEFL done! 5) Start non-stop traveling, thanks to TOESL. Attainable, all? Maybe. Worth working towards? Definitely. |
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