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Old 08-09-2003   #1 (permalink)
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Vagabond Speaks about the Malta Timeshare game (Malta,Europe

Well guys I must say that I am very pleased with Malta, Europe. There are people here from all over the wolrd. The women here are so pretty, you have to wear a neck brace. I mean the maltese alone are mixed with arab, italian and spanish. The weather is hot as f&ck, and you get 12 hours of son here.

Its safe to walk around at night, and people get dressed up here at night to go out. Today I jet skied in the sea, and took a trip to Gozo. You can also get the ferry to Siclliy if you want to....

The spot is dope and its easy to get work here if you are speak english. I have meet people from russia, yogaslave, france, italy, poland, sweden, norway, holland, and people from all over. If you are a single female, this is the place to visit. Its real safe and you will meet tons of legit guys here.

The lira is very strong, so if you make 1 lira its 3 in america. The timeshare game is tight and real legit here. The really protect europeans here with a 21 day cooling off period. I am working for the intercontinental, which is a 5 start joint.

I am leaving soon, because its too many people here now studying english and the rent is too high. I will come back in the winter.

Here when you sell a customer you have to chat with them for atleast 4 hours before you can get a deal. My first couple was from N. iraland, I sold these jokers in 1 hour 40 min, and got 10,000 pounds off of them. My co-wokers were amazed. I told them in america, if you keep someone for 4 hours you might get punched in the face.

Malta rocks... You must visit. (searchmalta.com)
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Old 08-10-2003   #2 (permalink)
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Jokers

Might be wrong...but I think you are the joker.
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To Mr. Ogden, Utah

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Malta.

I hate nothing...I obssess over nothing...(well maybe Playa, and vodka :lol: ) You do not want to meet me in person. By the way...I love you too. Just like I love all used car salesmen...you just ain't got no cars.
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Old 08-11-2003   #5 (permalink)
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wasn't the lira replaced by the euro?
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How much $ do you get off the typical joker? Do you take less from the non-jokers? Watch out for that instant Karma-it's going around.
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Old 08-13-2003   #7 (permalink)
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Guys., guys...

"Joker" means different things in different cultures.

In Australasia (where IIRC Vagabond has spent quite some time recently), "joker" means the same as "bloke" which translates directly to "guy" in Merkin or "chap" in English.

So take a chill pill, and replace "jokers" with "guys" and maybe you won't get so upset.
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Mate

Sure cobba, bloke, mate, man, dude, ace, Henry.
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OK, you have shown us how culturally inept we are. Jokers was a good thing, not bad. Silly us, we should have known better. Sorry Vagabond.
But tell me what telling fellow employees, "in America you might get punched in the face means?" Descent Americans don't punch in the face, ever. Why would he tell his co-workers that? Or culturally around the world, what does that mean ? Punch in the face...Hi how are you? Punch in the face...I love you. Punch in the face...Wanna' buy a time share? WHAT? What you did not address, is why is he using this forum to sell time shares on Malta, when this is a Playainfo site? Thus the used carsman thing.

And the chill-pill thing...god I haven't heard that since the 80's...as far as I know, no one here is upset here. I know I'm not.

I'd make fun of your spelling of Australia, but I can't spell worth a damn myself.
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Alma Read

Alma,

Mate if I were you I would stay home in Ogden, Utah. Why because you put all Americans at risk for terrorism. The Muslims are looking for you man. The ignorant American - everyone knows that Australia is near Asia.


PEACE OUT YOU - SEPTIC TANK
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>I'd make fun of your spelling of Australia, but I can't spell worth a damn myself.

I wish you had.

Australasia = Australia + New Zealand (and sometimes the general area).

Examples:

http://www.pgatour.com.au "PGA Tour of Australasia"

http://www.warnermusic.com.au "Warner Music Australasia - Home"

You'll find more if you go to Altavista or Google and search on that word.

Thus endeth today's lesson.

Homework: Oceania - is it a spelling mistake of Ocean? Discuss.
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Old 08-14-2003   #12 (permalink)
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Mr. Vagabond:
Your initial posts relating your attempt at living at working in Playa del Carmen were somewhat interesting and entertaining. However, now you are simply being rude and insulting - quite a bore.

To the other posters on this board:
Perhaps if we ignore him, he'll just go away.

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There is an entire section of this forum devoted to local food. What are you talking about? We talk about cheap, local eats all the time. We also talk about Mexico's history. Had a discussion just a few days ago with JAH providing great info. Not sure where you are coming from here, but this thread is definitely degrading. I used to enjoy your posts.

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I see you still are hating the player

Vagabond, what made you such a Playa hater?

(Only pun intended :oops: )
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