Living Will

[Bumper]

Last night Mrs. B and I were sitting in the living room, watching a medical show on TV. I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all - If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

[TJordan]

hahahahahahaha

[MaripositaII]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Last night Mrs. B and I were sitting in the living room, watching a medical show on TV. I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all - If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

That's not very nice The poor woman must put up with your loud belching and even louder farting! She deserves to be called something better than bitch....control freak?

[Andiline]

Originally Posted by Bumper

She's such a bitch.

Of course she is...

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by MaripositaII

That's not very nice The poor woman must put up with your loud belching and even louder farting! She deserves to be called something better than bitch....control freak?

Hey, she out belches me - claims she had a good teacher, but I think I still edge her out in the gas passing department, but it's close. We're used to each other. Been keeping steady company for 38 years, and married for 34 this coming September. Don't know if it's really love, or just inertia.

[Mogley]

Managed to crawl over and plug your life line back in? Life will not be denied!

[MaripositaII]

Looks like she made a decision Bumper. You might get unplugged after all

[Bluespicker]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Hey, she out belches me - claims she had a good teacher, but I think I still edge her out in the gas passing department, but it's close. We're used to each other. Been keeping steady company for 38 years, and married for 34 this coming September. Don't know if it's really love, or just inertia.

Jan and I will beat you by a month........but we had only know each other 10 days when we got engaged.

[Jacko]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Hey, she out belches me - claims she had a good teacher, but I think I still edge her out in the gas passing department, but it's close. We're used to each other. Been keeping steady company for 38 years, and married for 34 this coming September. Don't know if it's really love, or just inertia.

My 34th is in June...I'll be looking to celebrate your 34 together....and your birthday too?

[Skiptown]

Our 34th is May 24. But we lived together for a year. I told her if she could put up with all that I am for a year then we would give married life a go. Most of our friends said it would never last. Most of them are on number 2 or 3 marrige.
I can't imagine being single again and going back out on the whole dating scene, pretty sure I have forgotten a lot of my old moves and lines.

[Mercy]

Dang... you guys are old!!!

[FrankRN]

Originally Posted by Mercy

Dang... you guys are old!!!

Nah, they just married young.

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by Mercy

Dang... you guys are old!!!

Originally Posted by FrankRN

Nah, they just married young.

Yep, those are pretty much the options. Either we're older than dinosaur poop, or she was 4 and I was 5 when we got spliced in a small ceremony at the daycare centre.

[FrankRN]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Yep, those are pretty much the options. Either we're older than dinosaur poop, or she was 4 and I was 5 when we got spliced in a small ceremony at the daycare centre.

Arranged marriages are making a come back. When they last 38 years, I can see why.

[Rissask]

34 and 38 years???

Wow ...and here I am , only at the seven year itch stage.