A Playa del Carmen story

Ruidoso01 · 07-28-2008

A PLAYA DEL CARMEN STORY:

A young woman in Playa del Carmen, Mexico was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Caribbean Sea.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.

I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you can keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three fish tacos and some fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain
'What are you doing here?' The Captain asked.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained.

'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'

"He certainly is", said the Captain. "This is the Cozumel Ferry!"

: joker:

OregonNative · 07-28-2008

Ruidoso01 · 07-29-2008

JudyBluEyes · 07-29-2008

Too too funny!!!

Debbielasvegas · 07-29-2008

Sounds like a fair deal.
3 fish tacos.
Fruit.
Sex.
Free rides to Cozumel.

Mark05 · 07-29-2008

Ruidoso01 · 07-29-2008

Marj · 07-29-2008

........... ......VERY GOOD!

JEZ · 07-30-2008

I wish I had thought of this when I was working on the Fat Cat....

LucyE · 07-31-2008

too funny1!

taotoon · 07-31-2008

Great!

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Ruidoso01 toe in water Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 56	A Playa del Carmen story A PLAYA DEL CARMEN STORY: A young woman in Playa del Carmen, Mexico was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Caribbean Sea. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you can keep me happy.' The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three fish tacos and some fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain 'What are you doing here?' The Captain asked. I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.' "He certainly is", said the Captain. "This is the Cozumel Ferry!" : joker: Last edited by Ruidoso01; 07-29-2008 at 12:11 AM..

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OregonNative way into it Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 102

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JudyBluEyes añejo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Playa Del Carmen Posts: 4,646	Too too funny!!!

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Debbielasvegas life=playa Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 864	Sounds like a fair deal. 3 fish tacos. Fruit. Sex. Free rides to Cozumel.

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Mark05 life=playa Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ottumwa, Iowa Posts: 558

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Marj way into it Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Winnipeg MB Canada Posts: 209	........... ......VERY GOOD!

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JEZ añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: At the Beer Bucket, Playa Del Carmen Posts: 3,717	I wish I had thought of this when I was working on the Fat Cat....

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LucyE beachaholic Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 324	too funny1!

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taotoon beachaholic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: where am I going and why am I in this hand basket? Posts: 436	Great!

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