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[Sol]

Originally Posted by katmumn

Oh see, Ace knows that she's done something.

The cat however likes to pretend that it was someone else...and hers are deadly.

Our yellow Lab will just stand there and fart. Her farts are short hissing noises, just like when air is coming out of a tire. I cannot figure out how such a beautiful dog, can produce such foul smells.

[cpfstich]

Originally Posted by Sol

Our yellow Lab will just stand there and fart. Her farts are short hissing noises, just like when air is coming out of a tire. I cannot figure out how such a beautiful dog, can produce such foul smells.

It's all in the fermenting.

[melliedee]

Originally Posted by Sol

A student let one rip in class the other day. It was hell trying not to laugh. Also, I was so tempted to scan the room to see who had done it, but I knew I would start laughing uncontrollably. Ones student's eyebrows shot up after the fart sounded and that is when I decided that I needed to write a bunch of stuff on the board.

OMG, I don't know if I could have kept a straight face.

Originally Posted by Sol

Our yellow Lab will just stand there and fart. Her farts are short hissing noises, just like when air is coming out of a tire. I cannot figure out how such a beautiful dog, can produce such foul smells.

My mom's old dalmation, Bowie, used to fart and then whip his head around to look at his ass like he didn't understand where the sound came from!

[katmumn]

Originally Posted by cpfstich

It's all in the fermenting.

That's my theory too.

The cat is almost 18, so things have been fermenting a long, long time.

[SunKneeMarie]

what kind of dog food? our dogs do not fart. ever.

one of their very few redeeming qualities

[katmumn]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

what kind of dog food? our dogs do not fart. ever.

one of their very few redeeming qualities

Ace is on Science Diet Nature's Choice and her gasiness has much improved since I switched her off the Pedigree that the shelter had her on.

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by katmumn

Ace is on Science Diet Nature's Choice and her gasiness has much improved since I switched her off the Pedigree that the shelter had her on.

ours eat Innova... can't remember where I heard about it, but no gas and hard, quickly-dissolving poops in the yard... yay!

[melliedee]

Quick dissolving?

[katmumn]

I just realized as of next week, I will have been with this company for 8 years. Which really means I'm 2 years away from another week of PTO...which I could still burn through no problem.

But maybe I should start to think about slightly longer trips???

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by melliedee

Quick dissolving?

are you asking a question, or correcting my grammar?

[melliedee]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

are you asking a question, or correcting my grammar?

No, I just didn't get it. Do you mean the poop dissolves instead of having to pick it up?

[Sol]

Originally Posted by cpfstich

It's all in the fermenting.

Also, it is all of the stuff she eats: shoes, clothes, glasses. We have to really watch our stuff around this one.

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by melliedee

No, I just didn't get it. Do you mean the poop dissolves instead of having to pick it up?

we rarely do poop pickup since they poop out in the yard away from the area riley plays... usually they poop under the trampoline... but on the days we do do (do do, heh) poop pickup, they are nice hard poops and they have mostly broken down back to the earth... the ingredients list is all natural food, so maybe that's why there's so little left--it all returns to nature...

now I realize that "chicken" could mean beaks and claws, but with this stuff, it doesn't seem as likely... The Healthiest Pet Foods in the World – Natural & Organic Pet Food – Natura Pet Products

[Sol]

Originally Posted by melliedee

OMG, I don't know if I could have kept a straight face.



My mom's old dalmation, Bowie, used to fart and then whip his head around to look at his ass like he didn't understand where the sound came from!

It was so hard to keep a straight face. I had to skip something I had started to talk about. I had to close my eyes for a minute and act as if I had to remember what I was going to write.

One of our dogs likes to smell her farts. She'll cut one and waits a minute then turns to take a whiff.

[Sol]

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

what kind of dog food? our dogs do not fart. ever.

one of their very few redeeming qualities

Or your dogs are polite and dash off elsewhere to fart.


We buy Costco brand dog food. Dave read all of the ingredients and determined that his little darlings could eat this kibble.