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[Bumper]

Originally Posted by emc

If I may ask, why are 20 people bringing apples?

We use a lot of them bobbing for apples. We tried bobbing for french fries one year, when apples were in short supply. It didn't work out very well. The scars have pretty much healed up though....mostly.

[Duck]

The Pe*** Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the vanishin' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

~~~ Willie Nelson

[emc]

Originally Posted by TAPPY

appetizers = appies

I read that twice and didn't see it.

[emc]

Originally Posted by Duck

The Pe*** Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the vanishin' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

~~~ Willie Nelson

He just got busted for having 6 ounces of pot on his bus. Again.

[supersponge]

We have just arrived back playa, and things seem to have changed so much, 5th ave, etc. We was talking to a guy that has been going to playa for the last 15yrs and for the first time he was approched by a woman asking if he would like her services. We was approched and asked if we would like some grass, with my husband he said he would like some coke and the guy said just give me 10mins welaughed and legged it. We have always stayed allinclusive and we liked it because we could go out and about but I think it will get to the staged where we will not be able to go and wonder around and enjoy playa and told to stay in our complex. We have been going to playa for the last 10yrs I will be so upset if it gets to this. Also talking to people we have heard that they are saying that it is high season No way, and the taxi cabs are really trying to rip you off as well, we asked for a cab to 5th and he said it would be 70 pesos and we said that the other night we was charged 50 and we would not pay 70, all this was before we got in the cab, so we said we would ask someone else he said ok walk then.

[Bumper]

[Rissask]

Bump, I saw that guy on Just for Laughs last week- so funny!

Originally Posted by Mogley

Its a Canadian thing. You invite a bunch of guest and if you end up with a bushel of apples at the end of the night than you will have good luck and pie all year




......or it could be appetizers

smartass

yes, appetizers.

Shrimp ring, chips and dips, veggie platter, a bag of licorice (?) and a big bottle of some green liqueur called 'Intrigue' that we all had to do shooters of at every quarter to help the Riders win



But sadly it didn't work....final score, a heartbreaking 21 to 18 for the Montreal Alouettes.



oh, well, there is always next year.

[PlayaGroom]

Happy Monday Randomville!

Random Monday reading:

5 Reasons The Greatest Movie Villain Ever is a 'Good' Witch | Cracked.com

Kind of a refreshing break from all the lovey dovey family stuff in the air during this holiday season

[Sue]

[cpfstich]

Originally Posted by Sue

Rick do something to his hair?

[Babaloo]

Originally Posted by supersponge

We have just arrived back playa, and things seem to have changed so much, 5th ave, etc. We was talking to a guy that has been going to playa for the last 15yrs and for the first time he was approched by a woman asking if he would like her services. We was approched and asked if we would like some grass, with my husband he said he would like some coke and the guy said just give me 10mins welaughed and legged it. We have always stayed allinclusive and we liked it because we could go out and about but I think it will get to the staged where we will not be able to go and wonder around and enjoy playa and told to stay in our complex. We have been going to playa for the last 10yrs I will be so upset if it gets to this. Also talking to people we have heard that they are saying that it is high season No way, and the taxi cabs are really trying to rip you off as well, we asked for a cab to 5th and he said it would be 70 pesos and we said that the other night we was charged 50 and we would not pay 70, all this was before we got in the cab, so we said we would ask someone else he said ok walk then.

It's not high season yet.
The drug offers on 5th have been going on for a long time. Just a bit more brazen now.

No need to stay cooped up on the resort.

You know the price of the taxi - don't ask - take the taxi and pay it.
The taxis play that game with everyone - well...everyone that may ask what the fare is.

[Sue]

Boo.

[JimmyMN]

Originally Posted by Sue

Sue, remember Catemaco?

You were only 10 minutes away from la isla de los chango.

[Sue]

Originally Posted by JimmyMN

Sue, remember Catemaco?

You were only 10 minutes away from la isla de los chango.

10 minutes away??? That would have taken HOURS!!!!!

[mrsr05]

Originally Posted by Sue

Boo.

omg sue who is this precious baby? he is sqwishable!