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Old 04-08-2011   #77026 (permalink)
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Masterfully understated! Your not English are you Mogs?
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So, this is the first of my post you don't understand?

That watching the ice melt thing sounds like fun.....you Canadians

Well I got the girl to shave the inside of my ears yesterday, so I'm up for anything today

oh, no, I quite frequently don't get your posts.

Yeah, I won't really be watching it melt, you doofus ...I think it may all be finally gone by tomorrow anyway....just the water and muck and snow mold left!


Glad your ears are nice and baby smooth...better find someone quick before it's all stubbly...nothing worse than a tongue load of raspy ear stubble
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oh, no, I quite frequently don't get your posts.

Yeah, I won't really be watching it melt, you doofus ...I think it may all be finally gone by tomorrow anyway....just the water and muck and snow mold left!


Glad your ears are nice and baby smooth...better find someone quick before it's all stubbly...nothing worse than a tongue load of raspy ear stubble
Jusr PM me and I will be splaining to you real slow like

That raspy ear stubble thing is just another reason I can't understand why all women are not gay..dont even get me started on the hairy butthole thing......the crap u put up with
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No.....I speak American
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Jusr PM me and I will be splaining to you real slow like

That raspy ear stubble thing is just another reason I can't understand why all women are not gay..dont even get me started on the hairy butthole thing......the crap u put up with
Keep it up Mogs...you keep stirring it up like that and you'll end up getting us all waxed!!
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So, this is the first of my post you don't understand?

That watching the ice melt thing sounds like fun.....you Canadians

Well I got the girl to shave the inside of my ears yesterday, so I'm up for anything today

From the 4/2011 edition of "We're Living In Funny Times"

News of the Weird

The ear has a "G-spot," explained the Santa Clara ear-nose-and-throat surgeon, and thus the moans of ecstasy that the Vietnamese "ear pickers" reportedly elicit from their clients might well be justified. A San Jose Mercury News reporter, dispatched to Ho Chi Minh City to check it out, learned that barber shop technicians could sometimes coax "eargasms" (as they removed wax) by tickling a certain spot next to the eardrum served by multiple nerve endings and paper-thin skin. Said one female client, "Everybody is afraid the first time, but after, it's, 'Oh my God!'" Said one vietnamese man, returning home after a trip abroad, and who went immediately from the airport to a "hot toc" parlor for a picking, "This brings a lot of happiness."
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they don't call it 'eargasm' for nuttin'!!

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That raspy ear stubble thing is just another reason I can't understand why all women are not gay..dont even get me started on the hairy butthole thing......the crap u put up with
That is pretty much like me saying "The PMS bitchiness and games like 'guess why I am mad at you!?!' is just another reason I can't understand why you men are not gay."

because we aren't sexually attracted to women, dummy! Well, I am not.



My lunch sucks today. Half a can of low sodium soup (that I had to add salt to because it's tasteless ) and a yogurt. Blah!

I am drinking some very nice Tazo 'hibiscus lemongrass tarragon' tea that our nice kitchen stocker guy bought this month- it's really good.
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My lunch sucks today. Half a can of low sodium soup (that I had to add salt to because it's tasteless ) and a yogurt. Blah!

I am drinking some very nice Tazo 'hibiscus lemongrass tarragon' tea that our nice kitchen stocker guy bought this month- it's really good.
Low sodium soup?
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I have a brand new pair of roller skates: The punk version!



Yes, I do have too much time on my hands!
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Red Sox Won!!!

That was random, but they did.
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Aw Crap! Another fire in Colorado. This one in Evergreen west of Denver. Man we have had a lot of fires already this year.
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Aw Crap! Another fire in Colorado. This one in Evergreen west of Denver. Man we have had a lot of fires already this year.

That sucks Keep safe, and try to use that ash tray next time, will ya?

Okay, that note brought my BIL to mind. He hit a car which was parked near his home, and had no idea who it belonged to, so he left a nice note telling them to contact him The person contacted him, he paid for damages and guess what? They're friends now!!! Isn't that sweet?

I wonder how many people would do that?
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