Post a random thought

[Rissask]

Originally Posted by roni

It has a collar, just not a button down collar.

I would never where anything like that vile thing you posted.

I am sure you would not....which is sorta why I posted it...just to be humourous.


I never knew that random talk abut clothing choice or how people dress was going to be such a hot button topic. Live and learn.

Originally Posted by Ginger

off the topic of clothes, but still on a female topic, and random at that.....

Any women here ever had a ovarian cyst rupture?

My GF did, about a decade ago now...lots of pain, trip to the ER to get it fixed.....not sure if she had it rupture or if they caught it in time.

it came out of the blue for her, she was/is healthy as a horse, and she has never had another one.

I remember because her oldest boy was about 4 and I had to rush over there to babysit since her husband was in Montreal on a work trip.

She tells the most hilarious story about it...the ER was super busy and a very green young intern had to give her a VERY intimate check-up in a little room with shelves of cleaning supplies..she is the funniest person I know and the way she tells it is priceless.

'I have to do a digital exam, I am sorry.This is going to be worse for me than it will be for you.' he told her.

'Really?? will you be getting a finger up your ass too? I don't think it will!'

[roni]

I was about 22 years old when a doctor gave me my first prostate exam. He asked me if it hurt more than usual.

I replied: "Doctor Downey, I am usually not bent over a table with someone's finger up my ass. I do not know what the usual amount of pain is."

[Uno]

Originally Posted by roni

I was about 22 years old when a doctor gave me my first prostate exam. He asked me if it hurt more than usual.

I replied: "Doctor Downey, I am usually not bent over a table with someone's finger up my ass. I do not know what the usual amount of pain is."

I was 40. The doctor said "You got the prostate of a teenager. Here's some paper towels to help remove the axle grease." I don't exactly know what he meant but I took it as a passing grade.

[Uno]

Originally Posted by Rissask

I am sure you would not....which is sorta why I posted it...just to be humourous.


I never knew that random talk abut clothing choice or how people dress was going to be such a hot button topic. Live and learn.





My GF did, about a decade ago now...lots of pain, trip to the ER to get it fixed.....not sure if she had it rupture or if they caught it in time.

it came out of the blue for her, she was/is healthy as a horse, and she has never had another one.

I remember because her oldest boy was about 4 and I had to rush over there to babysit since her husband was in Montreal on a work trip.

She tells the most hilarious story about it...the ER was super busy and a very green young intern had to give her a VERY intimate check-up in a little room with shelves of cleaning supplies..she is the funniest person I know and the way she tells it is priceless.
'I have to do a digital exam, I am sorry.This is going to be worse for me than it will be for you.' he told her.

'Really?? will you be getting a finger up your ass too? I don't think it will!'

I used to have a "I'm only here for the BEER" T-shirt I wore to parties. I liked it. My girlfriend, not so much.

[roni]

Originally Posted by Uno

I used to have a "I'm only here for the BEER" T-shirt I wore to parties. I liked it. My girlfriend, not so much.

That must have been years and years ago

[Uno]

Originally Posted by roni

That must have been years and years ago

A few.

[snappysammy]

Originally Posted by roni

I was about 22 years old when a doctor gave me my first prostate exam. He asked me if it hurt more than usual.

I replied: "Doctor Downey, I am usually not bent over a table with someone's finger up my ass. I do not know what the usual amount of pain is."

ron, did you not notice that the doc had both hands on your shoulders??

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by snappysammy

ron, did you not notice that the doc had both hands on your shoulders??

Spew..... There's a joke in there.

[Uno]

Originally Posted by snappysammy

ron, did you not notice that the doc had both hands on your shoulders??

Hold still. You may feel a little prick.

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by Uno

Hold still. You may feel a little prick.

o m g

[Uno]

Originally Posted by Luv2Dance

o m g

Snappy started it.

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by Uno

Snappy started it.

[isomami]

Originally Posted by snappysammy

ron, did you not notice that the doc had both hands on your shoulders??

Originally Posted by Uno

Hold still. You may feel a little prick.

Thanks guys

[roni]

Originally Posted by snappysammy

ron, did you not notice that the doc had both hands on your shoulders??

Originally Posted by Mikey

Spew..... There's a joke in there.

Originally Posted by Uno

Hold still. You may feel a little prick.

Originally Posted by Luv2Dance

o m g

Originally Posted by Uno

Snappy started it.

Originally Posted by Luv2Dance

More than one joke

[Dizzy]

i walked in at the wrong time....funny story regarding docs of the down there areas...hubby once went to a proctologist? to have a hemy looked at and when she told him to drop his pants and bend over the table he gave her a fruit bowl to look at....he couldn't calm down for like 30 mins when he came out to tell me