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roni · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by melliedee

I can no longer discreetly pick my nose in the new office set up. Too exposed. I was almost caught in a full pick today.

Go to the bathroom

Pick it,

Eat it

Flush the toilet, no one is the wiser and you've had a nice little snack.

I have been at a stoplight and have watched a person in the rear view mirror have a little snotsnack.

roni · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by melliedee

I'll take the wine and flowers. You can keep the cuddling, crying, praying, shopping, calling......

OK, I'll take the jewelry, too.

How about the naked, wings thing?

Brent & Kim · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by roni

Go to the bathroom

Pick it,

Eat it

Flush the toilet, no one is the wiser and you've had a nice little snack.

I have been at a stoplight and have watched a person in the rear view mirror have a little snotsnack.

Why did you post this?

roni · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by Brent & Kim

Why did you post this?

I like Mel

Mogley · 03-01-2012

Slow day today at work. Had my cooks get into a competition to see who could make the best grilled sandwich specials.

I whipped out my classic:

peanut butter, cream cheese, banana and honey, grilled on raisen bread. We are all sampeling each others creations and two of my cooks look at each other while sampeling mine and say: "you know what would make this better?"..............and then they mouth the holly of word simultaneously....."BACON"..........and the lights shined down from heaven, and so it was.....BETTER!!!!

Brent & Kim · 03-01-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mogley

Slow day today at work. Had my cooks get into a competition to see who could make the best grilled sandwich specials.

I whipped out my classic:

peanut butter, cream cheese, banana and honey, grilled on raisen bread. We are all sampeling each others creations and two of my cooks look at each other while sampeling mine and say: "you know what would make this better?"..............and then they mouth the holly of word simultaneously....."BACON"..........and the lights shined down from heaven, and so it was.....BETTER!!!!

Bacon.... yep. The only thing that could make bacon any better would be more bacon

Mogley · 03-01-2012

Brent & Kim · 03-01-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mogley

I would eat it...Oh, and thank you for stealing 5 minutes of my life I will never get back!

Mogley · 03-01-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent & Kim

I would eat it...Oh, and thank you for stealing 5 minutes of my life I will never get back!

Its not like you were doing anything else and you were probably drinking a beer, so chalk it up to time management/multi tasking

Brent & Kim · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by Mogley

Its not like you were doing anything else and you were probably drinking a beer, so chalk it up to time management/multi tasking

you nailed that one..

Mogley · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by Brent & Kim

you nailed that one..

Uncanny isn't it?

melliedee · 03-01-2012

Creepy. I got a notice in the mail that a sex offender has moved into my neighborhood. I don't even have kids and this gives me the willies. I know they have to live somewhere, but....

Uno · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by melliedee

Creepy. I got a notice in the mail that a sex offender has moved into my neighborhood. I don't even have kids and this gives me the willies. I know they have to live somewhere, but....

It's the law to notify people. There is a web site you can go to that will show locations of all registered sex offenders in your area. I would suggest you don't look though unless you REALLY want to get freaked out.

I would like to know about rapists and child molesters and don't care about the 19 year old that had sex with his 17 year old girlfriend, and daddy the attorney found out. But unfortunately they are lumped together.

Dizzy · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by melliedee

Creepy. I got a notice in the mail that a sex offender has moved into my neighborhood. I don't even have kids and this gives me the willies. I know they have to live somewhere, but....

couldn't we like give them the one really boring state and just stick em all there?

melliedee · 03-01-2012

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Originally Posted by Uno

It's the law to notify people. There is a web site you can go to that will show locations of all registered sex offenders in your area. I would suggest you don't look though unless you REALLY want to get freaked out.

I would like to know about rapists and child molesters and don't care about the 19 year old that had sex with his 17 year old girlfriend, and daddy the attorney found out. But unfortunately they are lumped together.

I'm glad to know. I've just never seen one of these before. It's a postcard with a guy's picture on it. It says "THIRD DEGREE (Multiple Variables)"----that doesn't sound good; and, "(Pre AWA) Sexual Predator".

It is NOT a 19 year old; it's an old dude.

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