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[Sue]

Originally Posted by Friday

I can't poop at work.

A co-worker at the jail told me that he once used one of those single-person bathrooms at work. You know...no stalls, just one room with a lock on the main door? Anyway, he took a HUGE poop and he clogged the toilet, and he couldn't fix it. He opened the door to leave and the Captain was standing there waiting to use it.

[sonofdob]

Originally Posted by katmumn

I hope he feels better soon Ginger.



It's a Forester. I guess I would say that I want good traction, long lasting, comfortable ride and no adverse impact on gas mileage. Most of my driving now is highway driving in light traffic to work as I'm a reverse commuter.

I was looking at the new Michelin Defenders maybe.

katmumn...the Michelin Defenders would be an excellent choice for your application......sonofdob

[Skiptown]

Now, let's compare the odds of taking home one of those big jackpots to the odds of some other activities:
Getting pregnant from a one-night stand: 1 in 20
Getting struck by lightning: 1 in 10,000
Dying in an airplane crash: 1 in 355,318
Being dealt a royal flush in a given hand of poker: 1 in 655,750
Dying from a flesh-eating bacteria: 1 in 1 million.
Winning the California Super Lotto Jackpot: 1 in 18 million.

[leedsb]

Originally Posted by Skiptown

Now, let's compare the odds of taking home one of those big jackpots to the odds of some other activities:
Getting pregnant from a one-night stand: 1 in 20
Getting struck by lightning: 1 in 10,000
Dying in an airplane crash: 1 in 355,318
Being dealt a royal flush in a given hand of poker: 1 in 655,750
Dying from a flesh-eating bacteria: 1 in 1 million.
Winning the California Super Lotto Jackpot: 1 in 18 million.

Granted. But then, only the last one is actually something you might want to have happen, so----


Just sayin

[leedsb]

Originally Posted by Friday

I can't poop at work.

Originally Posted by Ginger

My body goes into hiatus for the first three or four days of any vacation away.

Not sure why...but it's not fun.

It ALWAYS comes back to poo.

[Uno]

The sign of a true Randomite.

[katmumn]

Originally Posted by Sue

A co-worker at the jail told me that he once used one of those single-person bathrooms at work. You know...no stalls, just one room with a lock on the main door? Anyway, he took a HUGE poop and he clogged the toilet, and he couldn't fix it. He opened the door to leave and the Captain was standing there waiting to use it.

They should consider an American Standard Champion toilet. I haven't had to use a plunger once in the last 2 years, and that's with boys in the house. Just sayin'

[Ranger]

I had an employee about 25 year's ago from the Dominacan Republic gave me this, I just found it rummaging through a box.

It mean's much more now somehow!

[Mogley]

When I was in like the 3rd or 4th grade I use to go over to a friend of mine Neil’s house after school with another friend Kelly. Neil’s older brother Frank and Kelly’s older brother Barney also hung out, they were both in high school. Barney was a huge kid and always ate everything in sight. I was not present at the time, but there was a legendary story of the poop that Barney had taken at Neil’s house, that had required Neil’s mom to cut it up and scoop it out of the toilet.
So, one day Neil, Frank, Kelly and I are standing around the kitchen and Neil’s mom come in from somewhere outside and ask “where’s Barney?”
Neil answers “he’s in the bathroom”
She takes off running down the hall yelling “NO NO NO, OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SON OF A BITCH”
I’m pretty sure the story was true.

[Brent & Kim]

Union Audit next week. Thrilled!

[Route307]

Need to go food shopping. Don't feel like it, rather sit on the couch and watch tv.

[Rissask]

Originally Posted by Mogley

When I was in like the 3rd or 4th grade I use to go over to a friend of mine Neil’s house after school with another friend Kelly. Neil’s older brother Frank and Kelly’s older brother Barney also hung out, they were both in high school. Barney was a huge kid and always ate everything in sight. I was not present at the time, but there was a legendary story of the poop that Barney had taken at Neil’s house, that had required Neil’s mom to cut it up and scoop it out of the toilet.
So, one day Neil, Frank, Kelly and I are standing around the kitchen and Neil’s mom come in from somewhere outside and ask “where’s Barney?”
Neil answers “he’s in the bathroom”
She takes off running down the hall yelling “NO NO NO, OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SON OF A BITCH”
I’m pretty sure the story was true.

and EWWWW!!!


So here is a related question...new toilets for the new house- low flush or not? Dual flush are good, right, when you can do the low flush for #1 and regular for #2?

[Luv2Dance]

Random:

Frozen Black eyed peas, vicodin and Brad Pitt.

[Brent & Kim]

Originally Posted by Rissask

and EWWWW!!!


So here is a related question...new toilets for the new house- low flush or not? Dual flush are good, right, when you can do the low flush for #1 and regular for #2?

Dual flush for sure. Can't buy 3.5 gallon per flush shitters around here anymore..

[Rissask]

Originally Posted by Brent & Kim

Dual flush for sure. Can't buy 3.5 gallon per flush shitters around here anymore..

Yeah I have heard they are pretty useless..yet another 'green' idea gone bust.
like compact cfls.