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Originally Posted by Bumper
TEXAS TENETS
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Worked with one of Lawrence Welks nephews in Dallas 15 years ago.... he strolls into work with a big black eye one morning...
(me) : Jason, how'd you get that shiner ???
(jason) : I stood up
(me) : What???
(jason) : Yeah, I was just siiting at the bar working on my 7th beer and this guy told me to "Stand Up"... so I stood up and he belted me in the eye
(me) : well damn, did you kick his ass ???
(jason) : No , after he hit me, he cleared everything up
(me) : so he apologized ???
(jason) ; Not really, i actually had to apologize to him later
(me) : What ???????
(jason) : Yeah, I was laying on the floor bleedin all over the place when the guy told me .................... .." I said SHUT UP, not stand up.... dumbass !!!"
Tru story... and don't get me started on the all the scraps our Canadian boss got us in at that bar !!!