Jesus;
Thanks for the chuckles. I hurt myself. This guy is great!! I'm humbled and in awe. I've got to find out where he is so I can go bow down at his feet. As for being off topic, that's what this looney bin is all about. As a good friend, who frequents this neighbourhood, has been known to say

Topic??? We don't need no stinking topic!
I gotta' go lie down now and rest my laugh muscles.