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With the upcoming addition to the family expected at the home of James and Anna, perhaps some of you are looking for ideas for appropriate baby gifts to bestow on the progeny. With the idea that a gift of knowledge is never out of place, here are a few suggestions for children's books that you might consider.

Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It


1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors - An “I-Can-Do-It” Book
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. Getting Your Way Through Whining, Kicking, and Crying
12. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Microwave Games
13. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
14. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
15. Grandpa Gets a Casket
16. The Magic World Inside an Abandoned Refrigerator
17. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
18. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
19. Strangers Have the Best Candy
20. You Were an Accident
21. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
24. Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Can Be Friends
25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry