Guys you shouldn't date

[JoanieBlon]

Originally Posted by MaripositaII

Seriously? I never heard that one before. Will have to warn my single girl friends

I dated a pilot for a couple of years. REALLY liked the guy, but like sailors, I think pilots have a "girl in every port." I finally cut it off, as I couldn't deal with the "sharing" issues....

[silvergirl]

Originally Posted by playabum17

Been a crazy day, so I haven't had a chance to finish my tale of woe.

So we decide to go somewhere to get something to eat since I didn't care for any of the choices in his freezer.

We go to the next city over and he says he needs to stop and get some cash. Okay, no problem. As he is getting out of the vehicle he says, 'I hope the machine will give me some cash' Okay, so maybe the machine has been broke lately...nope, it's is account and it won't give him any money. So he asks how about a pizza from the grocery store and back to his place for a movie....okay, no problem. We get to the grocery store and he comments on how expensive the pizzas are, the highest one there was $4.50!

So we go back to his place, he makes the pizza, offers me a drink...the choices were, water, milk or grape kool-aid

As the movie is starting I see how long it is going to be and I saw that I will need to leave when the movie is over as I live 40 miles away and have to work in the morning. He says 'Okay, fine. Is it okay if I pout"
I tell him "No, you are 40 years old, 40 year old men don't pout! And it won't get you any where either"

We watched the movie, I left and haven't talked to him since!!

Good lordy Belinda!!!!! LOOOOOOSER!! And I'll bet he thought he was gonna get something for that dinner he served you!

[silvergirl]

Originally Posted by JoanieBlon

I dated a pilot for a couple of years. REALLY liked the guy, but like sailors, I think pilots have a "girl in every port." I finally cut it off, as I couldn't deal with the "sharing" issues....

Yep, that sounds like a deal breaker!

[Mogley]

Originally Posted by playabum17

Been a crazy day, so I haven't had a chance to finish my tale of woe.

So we decide to go somewhere to get something to eat since I didn't care for any of the choices in his freezer.

We go to the next city over and he says he needs to stop and get some cash. Okay, no problem. As he is getting out of the vehicle he says, 'I hope the machine will give me some cash' Okay, so maybe the machine has been broke lately...nope, it's is account and it won't give him any money. So he asks how about a pizza from the grocery store and back to his place for a movie....okay, no problem. We get to the grocery store and he comments on how expensive the pizzas are, the highest one there was $4.50!

So we go back to his place, he makes the pizza, offers me a drink...the choices were, water, milk or grape kool-aid

As the movie is starting I see how long it is going to be and I saw that I will need to leave when the movie is over as I live 40 miles away and have to work in the morning. He says 'Okay, fine. Is it okay if I pout"
I tell him "No, you are 40 years old, 40 year old men don't pout! And it won't get you any where either"

We watched the movie, I left and haven't talked to him since!!

OMG you are so, so HIGH MAINTENANCE

[TJordan]

Originally Posted by Mogley

OMG you are so, so HIGH MAINTENANCE

THAT is what I was thinking.

[Debbielasvegas]

Originally Posted by JoanieBlon

I dated a pilot for a couple of years. REALLY liked the guy, but like sailors, I think pilots have a "girl in every port." I finally cut it off, as I couldn't deal with the "sharing" issues....

Oh, watch out for AirForce Pilots too....

crashed and burned a few yrs ago with one.

Yep, a girl in every AirForce station from N. Carolina to Vegas.

Jerk

[MaripositaII]

Originally Posted by playabum17

Been a crazy day, so I haven't had a chance to finish my tale of woe.

So we decide to go somewhere to get something to eat since I didn't care for any of the choices in his freezer.

We go to the next city over and he says he needs to stop and get some cash. Okay, no problem. As he is getting out of the vehicle he says, 'I hope the machine will give me some cash' Okay, so maybe the machine has been broke lately...nope, it's is account and it won't give him any money. So he asks how about a pizza from the grocery store and back to his place for a movie....okay, no problem. We get to the grocery store and he comments on how expensive the pizzas are, the highest one there was $4.50!

So we go back to his place, he makes the pizza, offers me a drink...the choices were, water, milk or grape kool-aid

As the movie is starting I see how long it is going to be and I saw that I will need to leave when the movie is over as I live 40 miles away and have to work in the morning. He says 'Okay, fine. Is it okay if I pout"
I tell him "No, you are 40 years old, 40 year old men don't pout! And it won't get you any where either"

We watched the movie, I left and haven't talked to him since!!

This guy should have been featured in the article! Good grief, talk about a miserable cheapskate Do you know if he ever got married?

[Rissask]

TeeZet!!

Congratulations on your engagement!!! Great news.

Originally Posted by Mogley

Riss, hell of a disclaimer, oh.....and were they hot

um....no, not really . You men and your double-standard, lesbian fantasies!

[Debbielasvegas]

Originally Posted by silvergirl

Let's hear it chica!

Kim, I am 40 and still single.

We would need a few bottles of LaPinta to
go thru the "List of Losers"

(who I thought origionally were good guys).

[MaripositaII]

Originally Posted by Debbielasvegas

Kim, I am 40 and still single.

We would need a few bottles of LaPinta to
go thru the "List of Losers"

(who I thought origionally were good guys).

Better to be single and happy than to be wed to some jerk/butthead/loser and be miserable, right?

[Debbielasvegas]

Originally Posted by MaripositaII

Better to be single and happy than to be wed to some jerk/butthead/loser and be miserable, right?

I think in my 40's I'm gonna date like a man does.
Ladies, you know....

Be non-commital, evasive, emotionally unavailable, never give a straight
answer, keep at least 4 men hanging on a string, make sure they put out on the 3rd date....
(oh, you know I will still insist they pay for dinner/ drinks etc).

hmmmm... what else ?

[Mogley]

Originally Posted by Rissask

TeeZet!!
....no, not really . You men and your double-standard, lesbian fantasies!

Fantasy Are you trying to tell me that all women do touch each other when men are not around.

I also believe that the women of this forum have been making a group effort to turn a certain member to the non-sausage loving side

[MaripositaII]

Originally Posted by Debbielasvegas

I think in my 40's I'm gonna date like a man does.
Ladies, you know....

Be non-commital, evasive, emotionally unavailable, never give a straight
answer, keep at least 4 men hanging on a string, make sure they put out on the 3rd date....
(oh, you know I will still insist they pay for dinner/ drinks etc).

hmmmm... what else ?

Sounds like a good plan!

[silvergirl]

Originally Posted by Debbielasvegas

Kim, I am 40 and still single.

We would need a few bottles of LaPinta to
go thru the "List of Losers"

(who I thought origionally were good guys).

They're always good guys at first.

Originally Posted by MaripositaII

Better to be single and happy than to be wed to some jerk/butthead/loser and be miserable, right?

And sista........I'll drink to this!!!

Originally Posted by Debbielasvegas

I think in my 40's I'm gonna date like a man does.
Ladies, you know....

Be non-commital, evasive, emotionally unavailable, never give a straight
answer, keep at least 4 men hanging on a string, make sure they put out on the 3rd date....
(oh, you know I will still insist they pay for dinner/ drinks etc).

hmmmm... what else ?

Now you're talking Chica!

Enjoy your b-day in Mexico........I'll be thinkin of ya!

[silvergirl]

Originally Posted by Mogley

Fantasy Are you trying to tell me that all women do touch each other when men are not around.

I also believe that the women of this forum have been making a group effort to turn a certain member to the non-sausage loving side

Now you've gotta spill!!!