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Originally Posted by squish
Isn't there a Stage Six: UGLY???
You know... when one eye is lookin' the other way, the chin has a glossy stickyness to it from run off, and your forhead is bleeding from a mysterious straw puncture?
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By that stage of the evening...who's got more than one eye? I beat the sticky chin problem by cultivating the beard I currently sport. It's an effective accumulator. In the morning, you just have to break off the larger chunks, and stand under the shower for a while to dislodge the Klingons. As for the threats to the forehead & eyes, I deal with those potential issues by wearing safety glasses to protect myself from potential swizzle stick and umbrella injuries. Regarding the "Ugly" question, we're all 10's at closing time.