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For all you representatives of the intelligencia, Mensa members, culture vultures and other upper-class types, here are a few little-known volumes you might look for on the shelves of your neighbourhood library.

Little Known Literary Classics


The Music of Bach by Aaron G. String
The Debtor by Owen Munny
Religion by Abel Lever
Big White Bird by Albert Ross
Sorry! by Anna Poloji
The Solitary Beast by Annie Malone
The Singer by Barry Tone
The Blessing by Benny Dixon
The Tightrope Walker by Betty Falls
Urban Areas by Bill Tupp
My Life as a Cowboy by Brandon Steers
English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon & Ann Negg
That’s Life by Cilla Vee
The Lion Tamer by Claude Face
The Poker Player by Delia Cards
Prehistoric Reptiles by Dinah Soar & Terry Dactyl
The Funeral by Paul Bearer
Don’t Give Up! by Percy Vere
Two Yankees in Mexico by Peregrine Gose
The Trojan War by Helena Troy
A Visit to the Dentist by Phil McAvity
The Cavalryman by Rhoda Norse
The Bouncing Bullet by Rick O’Shay
Crime Does Pay by Robin Banks
Continental Breakfast by Roland Coffy
Taking Stock by Russel Steers
Cereal Story by Ryan Dotes
The Excursion by Sally Forth
The Female Ghost by Sheila Peer
A Star is Barred by Sherlock Tout
The Building by Eddy Fiss
Ships in Harbour by Dr. Longside
The Open Window by Eileen Doubt
The Visitor by Enoch Zatador
Breaking Windows by Eva Brick
The End of the Week by Gladys Friday
Under Arrest by Hank Uft
Installing Home Security by Havelock Smith
Lady Godiva by Honor Whitesteed
Frankenstein & Dracula by Horace Tory
King Kong by Hugh Jape
I’ll Follow Behind by Hugo First
Reminiscence by Ira Member
Drafts by Isadora Jarr
Singing In The Rain by Iva MacIntosh
Barrel Racing by Jim Carner
The Commuter by Jocelyn Trane
Make ‘em Laugh by Joe King
That Can’t Be Right by Shirley Nott
Where’s My Hat? by Sonia Hed
How To Be Noticed by Stan Dout
The Art Of Falconry by Perry Grin
Complete Bliss by Trudy Lite
You’re A Big Boy Now by Tyrone Laces
Rocks Ahead by Vera Way
Triumphal Procession by Victory E. March
Fitted Carpets by Walter Wall
All My Travels by Wanda Lust
Tolstoi’s Works by Warren Peace
Man On The Ledge by Willy Jump
Archery by Bowen Arrow
Decline of Civilization by Helena Handcart
All About Swords by Ray Pierre
Going Ape by Babs Boone
Quasimodo by Belle Ringer
At The Eleventh Hour by Justin Time
Fried Chicken by Ken Tucky
Successful Slimming by Lena Body
Paint Ingredients by Lindsey Doyle
Keeping The Peace by Lorne Order
Down South by Louise Yanner
Painting Interior Walls by Matt Coats
How To Have Fun by Meryl Lee
Spoiling The Child by Molly Coddle
Doing Yard Work by Moses Lawn
The Void by M. T. Ness
Crossing The Desert by Mustapha Kamel
On Bended Knee by Neil Down
Less Than A Quarter by Nicola Dime
Dog’s Delight by Nora Bone
The Invasion of Europe by Norman D. Landing
The Unexpected by Oliver Sudden
Clementine by Omar Darling
Sports Injuries by Charlie Haws
Breakfast Menus by Hammond Eggs
U.S. Patriotic Songs by Homer D. Brave
Don’t Ask Me! by Howard I. Know
What’s Up Doc? by Howie Dewin
Peek-A-Boo by I. C. Hugh
How I Got Rich by Jack Potts
Arithmetic Simplified by Lois Carmen DeNominata
Will He Or Won’t He? by Mae B. Sew
The Big Parade by Marsha Long
Is It Love? by Midas Wellbee
Morning Call by R. U. Upjohn
The Need For Shingles by Rufus Leeking
Round The Mountain by Sheila B. Cummin
How To Apologize by Thayer Thorry
The Accused by Watts E. Dunn