Traveling with a Machete

[Mogley]

Originally Posted by tomkat

I have removed coconut husk from nut and opened with stop/road sign before when being tool-less. Much like the Ice Skate Method mentioned prior.

Yes, but did you kill your gay lover with it.

[Dan-0]

Originally Posted by shogun1011

Lol...you can keep trying to convince me that you're right...but so far, every coconut i've cracked open while in tulum has been full of water. maybe i'm just lucky. Also, i've never purchased a coconut from a vendor. I've got my own machete, remember??

Nothing to convince you of, just relating personal experience over the last 10 years in the area. You're just a better coconut gatherer than I- always get young, ripe coconuts that are full of water, eh? Take your machete and knock yourself out crackin' open them coconuts!

[SunKneeMarie]

Originally Posted by Dan-0

Nothing to convince you of, just relating personal experience over the last 10 years in the area. You're just a better coconut gatherer than I- always get young, ripe coconuts that are full of water, eh? Take your machete and knock yourself out crackin' open them coconuts!

now now, don't be bitter... we all have our strengths

yours may just not be in the area of nut cracking

keep searching, friend

[Jesus]

Originally Posted by u2girlie

Ok, ok...I can't be single for you...but I have single friends!

Mhhh, As cute as you? then I would be interested,

[Jesus]

Originally Posted by shogun1011

Sure thing! After this thread, I might only take pictures that have my machete in it! Kinda like the little troll in Amelie. Also, it might take me a bit to get the pics up...i shoot 35mm b&w, and will have to develop, print in my darkroom, then scan. I'll try to not slack for the sake of this forum!! you all rock!

Mhhh, what about the camera you used to take your avatar?

[Bumper]

That's it, you've convinced me. Next week, after the big holiday rush dies down, I'm definitely heading over to Redneck Randy's Ammo Are Us Post Christmas Clearance Sale, to see what I can find in their machete department. I'm hoping they come with an instruction manual on how to open coconuts. Maybe an interactive tutorial disc? Decisions, decisions, decisions...

[himynameisjan]

I like the fourth one down Bump. A little curve on your machete can add to the fun.

[Dan-0]

Originally Posted by Dan-0

Nothing to convince you of, just relating personal experience over the last 10 years in the area. You're just a better coconut gatherer than I- always get young, ripe coconuts that are full of water, eh? Take your machete and knock yourself out crackin' open them coconuts!

Bitter? Me? Didn't mean to sound that way. Maybe I am, a little, because I realized that my coconuts are dried out and my machete is dull and rusty.

[sctx]

Originally Posted by himynameisjan

I like the fourth one down Bump. A little curve on your machete can add to the fun.

that's what I have..... but my blade is much wider

[Babaloo]

i think i've found a good use for my machete
...the neighbors playing their techno, trance, house or whatever the hell it is full blast for the last 10 hours
I couldn't find a more deserving use

[Luv2Dance]

Originally Posted by Babaloo

i think i've found a good use for my machete
...the neighbors playing their techno, trance, house or whatever the hell it is full blast for the last 10 hours
I couldn't find a more deserving use

Usually it is me ranting about our inconsiderate neighbor and his thumping woofer. woof woof....... at one time we were considering purchasing a train horn.

[roni]

Originally Posted by sctx

that's what I have..... but my blade is much wider

Do parrots like it??

[Bluespicker]

Originally Posted by Babaloo

i think i've found a good use for my machete
...the neighbors playing their techno, trance, house or whatever the hell it is full blast for the last 10 hours
I couldn't find a more deserving use

That would work for me.

[Bluespicker]

Originally Posted by himynameisjan

I like the fourth one down Bump. A little curve on your machete can add to the fun.

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Babaloo

i think i've found a good use for my machete
...the neighbors playing their techno, trance, house or whatever the hell it is full blast for the last 10 hours
I couldn't find a more deserving use

we used to have a neighbor like that when we lived in town so i'd walk up in their driveway and scream "This ain't Mexico!!!!"......... guess you don't have that luxury though