I would ask God if he exists. Then I'd ask him what happens to all those socks that get lost in the dryer. And why people from Wisconsin don't know how to drive. Just kiddin', all you cheeseheads.
Also, as the fat kid from Stand By Me says, "Wow, that's weird, what the hell is Goofy?" Because Pluto is a dog, but Goofy wears a hat and drives a car.