I don't think Bumper should have all the fun postings. I, therefore, offer the following for your viewing edification:
WHO SAYS THAT COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." :ponder:
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."
