This afternoon I was humbled

to see that my lowly status as a "Junior Member" has been elevated to that of "Member".
The honor of this is exceeded only by recognition of the fact that this semi-pinnacle has been achieved at the sacrifice of over-looking screaming clients' demands

, failure to provide our poor Ms. Kitty with love and nuturing

, and outrageous comments from others in the office who suggest that I have spent far-r-r too much ***damn time on the

and not enough time protecting Freedom, Justice and the Constitution. I can offer but one succinct comment to my detractors:
I look forward to learning how to do the Secret Member's Duck Walk and the other wonders that will be certain to come my way as I settle into this new role.
