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Originally Posted by Bumper
That's what happens when you send a young lady to do an old man's job.
O-o-o-o-o-o! I'm in so much trouble for that comment!! Did I say that out loud? Maybe I can just say it was another of those Alzheimer moments...think she'll let me off with a stern reprimand? Pray for me, Scotty.
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Bump,
Listen carefully to me. In Cowboy Country we have a viable defense known as Involuntary Intoxication. Since your posts are being received in Oklahoma, we can assert jurisdiction is appropriate in my fair state. We will use the "I got drunk and didn't mean/know what I was saying" defense and your problems will be over. It would be even better if we could have the case heard in the municipal court in The Village, Oklahoma. I have an extensive personal knowledge of the judge there. His wife (well kinda-sorta, but that will be in a future message) loves Crown Royal and Canadian Hunter. I would think that a small case of either for her benefit would be of some help to you in your time of need.