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Originally Posted by denisea
[b]THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR AMONGST US!!!
Everyone knows that sctx does not drink milk...  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SCTX, YOU MONSTER!?!
Hurry, we MUST find him before... I can't even bear the thought. |
Goddess,
Although quite new to this pinnacle of forums, I, have been able to develop an appreciation for certain things that must be taken as true. :ponder: One of those is, as you so accurately stated, my new sorta-kinda friend from south of the Red River would NEVER drink or admit to drinking something that came from a cow's delicate underparts.
I'm certain it would make him
I have alerted Harvey Wallbanger, the famed Texas PI,
and he is on the case. Hopefully he will be able to provide us with a report before day's end.
There is one slight problem. Harvey's retainer is as yet unpaid. I am, therefore, hopeful that you can assist in helping overcome this slight impediment. Mr. Wallbanger has asked that we arrange for a wire transfer to his account in Switzerland. I would, of course, take care of this myself; however, I'm due in court and don't have time. He has also requested that the $$ route through Canada. You know Bumber much better than I. Would you please contact Bumper and see if he could arrange the transfer? Wallbanger said $12,5,00US would suffice.
Thanks for the help. I;m certain TX will be fine.
