[RAM]

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EXCUSE ME, THIS IS NURSE MARJORIE, RAM has had a slight problem and we are moving him to the extensive care area. We believe he will be alright within the next 24 to 36 hours. Your prayers, token alcohol tributes and concerns will be acknowledged as they are received. Thank you...WAIT, he's screaming something about his brother in Canada forsaking someone in the State of Texas....OK, he's until control. We used the famous Hind-Lick Method and instituted a Bacardi drip.