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W-A-A-A-A-A-I-I-I-I-T-T, just a damned minute now!!!
This still isn't Scott, is it?!?!?! This is really a lunatic fringe Tom Clancy pretender, isn't it?!?!?! And that shadowy dude peeking out from behind that agave plant is Harrison Ford, isn't it?!?!?! Scott is still being held in some fiendish lobe laundry being force fed 2%, partly-skimmed, high-calcium, vitamin-enriched dairy products and bombarded with demonic "Got Milk" ads, isn't he?
AHA!! Gotcha, imposters!! But I will admit the narrative is captivating. You'd best not be planning on turning this into one of those endless "To be continued" threads (Like a certain Michael we could name) You will eventually be called to account for your actions and you'll find we can be ruthless in our self-righteous retribution. What could happen to you will make what's been done to the Iraqui detainees in Cuba look like a weekend at an all-inclusive Sandals Resort.
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