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* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many people trying to get to whatever you’retrying to get away from.
* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic. You’re glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.
* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off …. even then, you’re cutting it close.
* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.
* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.
* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the car driving next to you.
* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn signals.
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